Editing List of Bowser quotes

This is a list of quotes by [[Bowser]].

==General==
*''"Bwah hah hah!"''
*''"Bwa ha ha ha!"''
*''"Bwahaha!"''
*''"Gwah ha ha ha!"''
*''"Green 'Stache!" - Mario & Luigi'' series

==Games==
===Platformers===
*''"Bwa ha ha! The water's great! Eh, Junior?" - [[Super Mario Sunshine]]''
*''"Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!" - Super Mario Sunshine''
*''"Jr., I've got something...difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach..." - Super Mario Sunshine''
*''"That's my boy! Well put, son!" - Super Mario Sunshine''
*''"The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!" - Super Mario Sunshine''
*''"But for now...let's just rest awhile." - Super Mario Sunshine''

*''"Princess Peach! You are formally invited... to the creation of my new galaxy! Gwahahaha! This festival's over!" - [[Super Mario Galaxy]]''
*''"BWAHAHAHA! You finally made it! Just in time for me to stomp you into space bits!" - Super Mario Galaxy''
*''"WHAA--?! IT'S YOU! That's it, Mario! I'm gonna stomp you into space bits!" - Super Mario Galaxy''
*''"Finally! You got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe! WATCH AND WEEP! From this galaxy, I'll rule a great galactic empire with Peach by my side. It will last forever! I will rule every pitiful corner of the universe. So, Mario, as you can see, I got big plans. And stomping you is at the top of my list!" - Super Mario Galaxy''
*''"NOOOO! My Galaxy! My empire! This can't be happening..." - Super Mario Galaxy''

*''"The power of the stars is already MINE!" - [[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''
*''"I"m HUUUUGE! Even scarier up close, huh?" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
*''"I'm way too huge for this puny planet! I deserve an empire that's more ME size! And I'll put it in the center of the universe!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
*''"Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
*''"Gah! Give it up already!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
*''"Why don't you run off and find some green pipe to hide in?" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
*''"Hey... guess what, Mario/Luigi! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! THE END OF YOU!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
*''"My powers...gone...My empire...shrinking...My huge cake...never got a slice..." - Super Mario Galaxy 2''

====''Super Mario 64''====
All quotes are found in both ''[[Super Mario 64]]'' and ''[[Super Mario 64 DS]]'' unless otherwise stated.
*<i>"Gwa ha haaaaa!"
*"Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back!"
*"Tough luck, Mario! Princess Toadstool isn't here..."
*"Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around!"
*"A wimp like you could never throw me out of here!"</i> - original ''Super Mario 64'' only
*''"A wimp like you could never throw me out by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Ha!" - Super Mario 64 DS'' only<i>
*"Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned...but I still hold the power of the Stars, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!"
*"Pestering me again, are you, Mario? Can't you see that I'm having a merry little time, making mischief with my minions? Now, return those Stars! I stole them first and my troops in the walls need them! Bwa ha ha!"
*"Ooowaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!"
*"To open the door that leads to the endless stairs, you need 70 stars. Bwa ha haaa!"</i> - original ''Super Mario 64'' only
*''"In order to solve the mystery of the endless stairs, you need 80 stars." - Super Mario 64 DS'' only
*''"Grr. If I've lost all the Power Stars, Mario is my only rival... No one else matters. Now, scram!" - Super Mario 64 DS'' only<i>
*"Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again!"
*"Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it!"
*"But it's not over yet...  Come on, troops! Let's watch the ending together!" - Super Mario 64 DS</i> only<i>
*"Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars!"
*"What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing!"</i> - original ''Super Mario 64'' only
*''"Wait, say it again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?!" - Super Mario 64 DS'' only
*''"There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world..."
*''"Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch-- I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!"'' - original ''Super Mario 64'' only
*"''I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwa ha haaaaaaa!" - Super Mario 64 DS'' only

===Sports===
====''[[Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]]''====
*"<i>I rule! Heh heh heh!" 
*"Amateur!" 
*"Do it!" 
*"Go!" 

====''[[Mario Golf: World Tour]]''====
*''"GAH HA HA HA! There's no WAY you're ready for a round against ME. Keep practicing, pip-squeak!"''

====''[[Mario Superstar Baseball]]''====
*''"Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"''
*''"So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"''
*''"Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"''
*''"Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!"''
*''"Bring it on!"''
*''"Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"''
*''"I won! I am the strongest of all!"''
*''"GRRRAAAAAGH!"''
*''"You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!"''
*''"Let's just see who's stronger!"''
*''"I'm the mightiest!"''
*''"I'm playing you, huh?! Expect no mercy!"''
*''"No way you beat me! Feel the burn!"''
*''"Grrrr! Mario! You were too chicken, so I came for YOU! Yeah! Let's play ball!!"''
*''"Give it all you've got, Mario!"''
*''"Yes! I crushed Mario! I won!"''
*''"Peach! I've come to kidna...Ahem! I've come to play a baseball game!"'' 
*''"Bwah ha ha! Here we go!"''
*''"Yeah! Yeah! I won! Of course!"''
*''"You know I'm going to rule at this, right?"''
*''"Hmm... I'm over here and... Mario's team is over there... Huh? I... lost... my stadium. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! WHAAAAT?! Why?! How?! What's going on?!"''
*''"Not fair, cheaters! You're getting tossed outta there!"''
*''"You won't get away with this! NEVER!!!"''

===Spinoffs===
*<i>"I feel funny. I can't keep from dancing, and I feel...happy?" - [[Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix]]
*"Get Out!" - [[Mario Kart DS]]
*"Eggland is mine! ALL MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! The tasty-looking Egglings belong to me! Bwa harf!" - [[Yoshi Topsy-Turvy]]
*"Huh? Get back here! You can't run! I'll hunt you down!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
*"I've found you at last! A little magic spell ought to keep you from running. Ha ha!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
*"Whoa! I never expected to meet Yoshi here!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
*"So you got locked in this pop-up book, too, eh? Gwa ha ha har! You say you're gonna lock me away? Ha! What a joke! If you think you can do it, go ahead and try! Bwa ha ha!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
*"Hey! S-STOP IT! What are you doing to the Koopa King? Ook! I'll get you for this! I'LL REMEMBER THIS DAY!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy</i>

====''Mario Party'' series====
*<i>"Wah, Hah, HAH!" - [[Mario Party]]
*"Welcome to the Bowser Space! We've plenty of fun events!" - Mario Party
*"Now then, choose your event by roulette!" - Mario Party
*"Welcome to the Bowser Space, but you've got no Coins or stars." - Mario Party
*"Well, I can't do anything to you. Oh well, it can't be helped. Here's 20 coins." - Mario Party
*"Welcome to the Bowser Space! Huh? you've got no Coins!" - Mario Party
*"I guess I can't take any of these then. Well, I'll just trade 10 Coins for your Star." - Mario Party
*"Why, it's a [[Bowser Minigame]]!" - Mario Party
*"But the rules are a little different than usual." - Mario Party
*"Everyone who loses, loses (number) Coins! Well, here we go!" - Mario Party
*"It's 1 on 3, and losers lose (number) Coins. Well, let's go!" - Mario Party
*"If you don't get at least 90 Points in Face Lift, you lose (number) coins!" - Mario Party
*"Now for the results." - Mario Party
**"(character list) each lose (number) coins!"
**"Oh my! only (character) loses (number) coins! I'll take those!"
**"What? Everybody wins? Well, I don't like you, so I'll just take (number) Coins!"
**"In the end, you lose (number) coins!"
**"Those other three each lose (number) coins!"
**"It's a tie, so everybody loses (number) Coins!"
*"What terrible people! They stole (number) coins!" - Mario Party
*"Whoa! Amazing! You didn't even get 1 Coin stolen! Well, that means I get to have 15 Coins!" - Mario Party
*"What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!" - [[Mario Party 3]]
*"I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!" - Mario Party 3
*"Bow before Bowser, or feel my wrath!" - [[Mario Party 4]]
*"Until next time, gwa ha ha!" - Mario Party 4
*"Welcome! Hunh!? You look just like me..." - Mario Party 4
*"In that case, you deserve this!" - Mario Party 4
*"It's now time for a Bowser Revolution! Watch helplessly as I redistribute your wealth!" - Mario Party 4
*"Here we go! Join the Bowser Revolution--not that you have much of a choice!" - Mario Party 4
*"One of my personal favorites! It's time for a Bowser Shuffle!" - Mario Party 4
*"Everyone trades places with someone else! Here we go!" - Mario Party 4
*"I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but...Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff..." - Mario Party 4
*"Happy times indeed! It's time for a Bowser Mini-game!" - [[Mario Party 5]]
*"Huh? What just happened? So many losers, but no one lost?! Hmmm..." - Mario Party 5
*"Not much I can do. It's OK...this time!" - Mario Party 5
*"[[Donkey Kong]] ruined this! I'll leave quietly, but I'm not leaving without the [[Coin|coins]]!" - Mario Party 5
*"Huh!? What in the... At this rate, (character) is gonna beat all of you!" - Mario Party 5
*"If it's that easy, this ain't a Mario Party!" - Mario Party 5
*"Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!" - [[Mario Party 7]]
*"Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!" - Mario Party 7
*"Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!" - Mario Party 7
*"If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal all of your coins!" - Mario Party 7
*"Now it's time to spin the Wheel Of Pain and see what you play!" - Mario Party 7
*"So, let's see how you did." - Mario Party 7
*"Since you didn't beat my minigame, say good-bye to half/all of your coins!" - Mario Party 7
*"Why didn't you just give up!? Bah! This is insulting!" - Mario Party 7
*"Grrr! I hate to show you mercy, but you leave me no choice!!" - Mario Party 7
*"It's everybody's favorite time, [[Bowser Time|BOWSER TIME]]!" - Mario Party 7
*"Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!" - [[Mario Party 8]]
*"You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!" - Mario Party 8
*"Now go make mayhem!!" - Mario Party 8
*"How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!" - Mario Party 8
*"Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!" - Mario Party 8
*"Bwahahaha! You call THIS a party? Bowser is here to shake things up! Okay, dimwits, now try to shine!" - Mario Party 8
*"Bwahahaha! Now I don't even know where the [[Star (Mario Party series)|Star]] is! Good luck, suckers! You're gonna need it!" - Mario Party 8</i>

=====''[[Mario Party DS]]''=====
*<i>"It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!"
*"That's my most dreaded attack, the [[Zero Flame]]!"
*"It's time for the Final 5 Frenzy!"
*"Let's see how you shrimps stack up!"
*"Haw, haw!"
*"Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on!"
*"So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!"
*"Ah, phooey! This stinks!"
*"Then get ready for another shrinky serving from the [[Minimizer]]!"
*"You broke the Minimizer! NOOOOOOO!!!"
*"You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! What should I do to mess with you... What to do... I GOT IT!"
*"You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!"
*"Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?"
*"Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!"</i>

=====''[[Mario Party 9]]''=====
*<i>"Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those Mini Stars to good use!"
*"These Mini Stars are all MINE!"
*"Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten lava explosions? That's ''[[Magma Mine]]''!
*"I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!"
*"Presenting the ferocious Spike and the mighty Chain Chomp!!"
*"Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!"
*"I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!"
*"Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!"
*"My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!"
*"Let's see what you're in for..."
*"I've got a [[Bowser Space|present]] for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of [[Bowser Space|presents]]?"
*"Here you go! Just for you!"
*"Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!"
*"No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!"
*"I've got a TON of presents with you name on them! Take 'em!"
*"Everyone check their watch!" That's right, it's Bowser time!!"
*"Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad."
*"Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?"
*"I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!"
*"Here! I'll double your Bananas! You can thank me later!"
*"Whoops! Can't split up these 2 [or 3] Mini Stars left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!"
*"BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!"
*"Later, fools!"
*"Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!"
*"Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!"
*"My furious minion Wiggler will defeat you all!"
*"Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?"
*"At least pick a minigame you're good at!"
*"Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then."
*"Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars [or Bananas], coming right up!
*"What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!"
*"What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry...and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!"
*"Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that."
*"If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming!"
*"If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion!"
*"You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"
*"Wait, outer space? ''[[Bowser Station]]''? THAT MEANS THEY'RE COMING HERE!"
*"Witness my true power!"</i>

=====''[[Mario Party: Island Tour]]''=====
*<i>"I should be mad...but I'm just so proud! Good job, Son!"</i> (To [[Bowser Jr.]] in [[Bowser's Tower]])
*''"I'll just have to stop you myself!"''
*''"Oh, hello. Don't mind me! I'll just slip a Bowser Card into the deck and be on my way. BWAHAHAHAHA!"'' (Handing out the Bowser Card in [[Shy Guy's Shuffle City]])
*''"BAH! Nobody apologizes on my behalf! I'll be back in 3 rounds with a fiendish surprise for the player with my card!"''
*''"Well, hello! I do believe it's penalty time! Let's see who has my precious Bowser Card...'' (Determining who gets the Bowser Penalty in [[Shy Guy's Shuffle City]])
*''"What? We have a tie for last place? Well, leave it to me to break the tie!"''
*''"All right, time for another minigame! There are [[Bowser Dice Block|Bowser Dice Blocks]] on the line!"''
*''"BWAHAHAHA! The goal is just around the corner! So let's see who's in first...I mean, LAST place!"'' (Showing the current standings in [[Bowser's Peculiar Peak]])
*''"What? It says that your fate is to go back X [[Space (Mario Party series)|spaces]]. This can't be right!"'' (When the player goes back spaces in Bowser's Peculiar Peak)

=====''[[Mario Party 10]]''=====
*''"''<player>''! You freed me! Now gimme some of your Mini Stars!"'' (After being freed)
*''"OK! Think you can handle 10,000 Mini Stars?"''
*''"Aaaahahaha! Like I'd actually give 'em to you!"''

====''[[Fortune Street]]''====
*<i>"Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine - castle and all!"
*"Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?"
*"Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!"
*"Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!"
*"What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?"
*"You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!"
*"After I beat this bunch of losers, I’m gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!"
*"This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I’m never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (regarding the ''Super Mario Bros.'' theme)
*"Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn't awesome!"
*"What's all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!"
*"I'm gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like... Mario!"
*"Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I’m gonna make a mess of it! Mario’d better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!"
*"Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I’ll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!"
*"Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
*"Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
*"I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
*"Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab [female playable character]? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
*"Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
*"Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"</i>
*'''Lands on a closed shop:''' ''"Hey, who owns this shop!? It's closed! Nice work ethic, wimp!"''
*'''Lands on a shop with -50% price:''' ''"Huh!? Everything's half off? Must be a going-out-of-business sale! Gwah hah!"''
*'''Lands on a shop with +30% price:''' ''"These prices are all wrong! Huh!? Whaddya mean you raised 'em temporarily!?"''
*'''Pays rent to 1st:''' ''"GRRRROAR! Think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? Well, enjoy first place while it lasts!"''
*'''Pays rent to 4th:''' ''"Last place, huh? Keep slacking off like this, and you're never gonna win! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''Female Player in 1st:''' ''"GRRROAR! How did you get so far ahead of everyone else, (player's name)?"''
*'''To Male Player when Player is approaching victory:''' ''"Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but [[Mario]]! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"''
*'''To Female Player when Player is approaching victory:''' ''"ARGH! You leave me no choice, (player's name)! Maybe I'll just steal your gold and make a break for the bank!"''
*'''To Male Player upon landing on a cheap shop:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic, (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"''
*'''To Female Player upon landing on a cheap shop:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Did you lower the prices just so I'd stop by, (player's name)?''"
*'''To Male Player upon landing on an average shop:''' ''"HEY, are you trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)?"''
*'''To Female Player upon landing on an average shop:''' ''"HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"''
*'''To Male Player upon landing on an expensive shop:''' ''"You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask [[Mario]] how that's worked out for him!"''
*'''To Female Player upon landing on an expensive shop:''' ''"You're worse than [[Princess Peach|Peach]], (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"''
*'''To Male Player when Player lands on his shop:''' ''"Thanks for your generous donation to the Bowser Awesomeness Fund, (player's name)! Bwah hah!"''
*''' To Female Player when Player lands on his shop:''' ''"Bwah hah! Take all the time you want, (player's name)! You'll need a while to count out all that gold!"''
*'''Going bankrupt:''' ''"WHAT!? Where's [[Mario]]? I bet this is all HIS fault!"''
*'''Going bankrupt:''' ''"NOOOO! Now there's nothing left for me to do... Nothing except wreak a little havoc around here!"''

=====To ''Mario'' Characters=====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, [[Mario]]!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by [[Luigi]] now!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"[[Princess Peach|Peach]], don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"[[Yoshi]], you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"[[Toad]]'s about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Think you're pretty special, huh, [[Wario]]? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"[[Waluigi]], you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You think you're gonna win, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, what's the big idea, [[Birdo]]!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let [[Diddy Kong]] get in the lead?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"''
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"''
*'''To Mario:''' ''"GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"''
*'''To Mario:''' ''"[[Mario]]! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GRRR! [[Luigi|LUIGI]]! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Huh? [[Princess Peach]] was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, [[Yoshi]]!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You trying to make me lose face, [[Toad]]!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"NOOO! [[Donkey Kong]], you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"[[Wario]]! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Don't let it go to your head, [[Waluigi]]! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"What do you think you're doing, [[Birdo]]!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"[[Diddy Kong]]! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"''

=====To ''Dragon Quest'' Characters=====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, [[Angelo]]! BWAHAHAHA!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's [[Alena]] so close to winning!?"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, [[Jessica]]!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"[[Stella|STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA]]! Grr. This just ain't right."''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks—go buy yourself something nice!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"What a cute little shop, [[Stella]]! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Why, you slimy little - I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every [[Princess Peach|pr]][[Princess Daisy|inc]][[Princessa|ess]] out to get me!?"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, [[Stella]]!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Better watch your back, [[Yangus]]! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"GRRRRR! Better watch out, [[Carver]]. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"''

===RPGs===
====''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]''====
*<i>"Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!"
*"What a joke! Put some muscle into it!"
*"N...n...NO!!!"
*"It's a chain reaction!!"
*"Eyaaaaa!"
*"This should FINISH you!"
*"Mwa ha! Did you think I was just going to GIVE her to ya? You're always in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!"
*"Fungah! Foiled again!"
*"The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"
*"I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
*'"All this power, and good looks too!  I know what you're thinking..."
*"I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! But I'm gonna let you join the Koopa Troop. You can thank me later..."
*"Mario, she's a bit shy. Look the other way, will you?"</i> - (about his Chain Chomp)
*<i>"You can turn around now. She says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite out of Booster. So now... She wants to help us stir up a little trouble! Mwa, ha, ha!!"
*"I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
*"No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME It just wouldn't be right!"
*"Here I was, thinking of a plan to get my castle back, and all of a sudden, Mario walks up to me and BEGS me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice BUT to let him in! It was so pathetic!"
*"Hey, sounds good to me! Let's just forget about these Star things!"
*"If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"
*"Smithy's gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!"
*"Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!"
*"I oughta rip your stuffing out!"
*"I can't just be PALS with these cretins! I've got an image to keep!"
*"Like the moon over <br> The day, my genius and brawn <br> Are lost on these fools."
*"And I'll take care of myself!"</i> (a response to the rest of the team saying ''One for all and all for one!"''
*"''Just hand it over and get OUTTA MY CASTLE!"''

====''Paper Mario'' series====
=====''[[Paper Mario]]''=====
*<i>"I wanna trounce Mario!"
*"I want Princess Peach to like me!"
*"Here you go Mario, good night."
*"Long time, no see, Princess Peach!"
*"Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey me!"
*"Today your pathetic little attacks won't beat me."
*"Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!"
*"With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"
*"I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me..."
*"Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"
*"Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."
*"That jerk, Mario just beat the Koopa Bros. and Tutankoopa. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"
*"Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"
*"Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess."
*"What's this whiny little glittery thing? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"
*"Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"
*"Mario always defeats me... This time I became invincible and I STILL couldn't beat him!"</i>

=====''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''=====
*"<i>Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?"
*"Oh, go ON, Mr. Comedian! I'm just DYING to hear the rest of your HILARIOUS story!"
*"Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby–sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
*"Crystal Stars? They sound like great world–conquering tools! I want 'em!"
*"I LOVE Fried Eggs! LOVE'em!"
*''"But...what a weird question. Why do you ask?"
*"AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
*"Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say–so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"
*"I, Bowser, the mighty Koopa King, offer my greeting!"
*"Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
*"You're both too old."
*"It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
*"Uh, actually, it's YOU who's gonna spill every bit of info out of your big, ugly head!"
*"I don't know anybody named Gonzales! Stop speaking in riddles, you chicken nugget!"
*"CRUD!!! Who do I have to flatten to get a Crystal Star?!? Who?!? WHOOOO?!?"
*"Well, we're here! Now where's this stupid Poshley Sanctum? A Crystal Star's there, right?"
*"Great! About time something worked out for old Bowser! In we go!"
*"Wh–What? That's... disgusting! Get away from me, psycho! You can't have my horns!"
*"...Whoa. I don't have a CLUE what you're talking about! You people scare me. Seriously."
*"I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
*"DARN IT!"
*"Whoa, baby! Awesome! It opened! Talk about lucky! I guess rage really pays!"
*"Yes! This is it, Haggy!!! This is finally it!"
*"Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! At last, I've gotten my mitts on a Crystal Star! YESSS!!!"
*"What are you implying? I'm no little thief, I'm..."''
*"Bowser, the Remorseless King of Evil! So I'll take what I want! And I want THIS!"
*"Bowser, the Shadow Thief! Not A thief, the BEST thief! I'll be taking this, thanks!"
*"The great [[Koopa Koot]]! I'm taking this! Mess with me, and I'll bore you to death!"
*"Whuh-WHAAAAAAAAT?!? A FAKE?!?"
*"You have got to be kidding me. You mean to tell me that LUIGI beat me here?"
*"ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
*"The Thousand-Year Door...? What in the heck is that?"
*"YAARGHH!!! Then I'm going there, too! IMMEDIATELY! And I'm gonna RUIN Mario!"
*"What's the matter? All tired from battle, Mario? Yes! Easy pickings!"
*"Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
*"Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"</i>

=====''[[Super Paper Mario]]''=====
*<i>"Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome new fort."
*"Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!"
*"Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
*"Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
*"I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!"
*"Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!"
*"Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!"
*"MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
*"No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
*"But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
*"What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
*"Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."
*"NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"
*"Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
*''"Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
*"Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"
*"Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
*"Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
*"Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"
*"Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
*"Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
*"Good gravy, you're ugly!"
*"Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!"
*"Space niblet! You OK?"
*"Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
*"Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"
*"Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?"
*"Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?"
*"WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!"
*"Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!"
*"Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"
*"What am I, blind? Shut up."
*"Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."
*"You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
*"Man, what a crybaby."
*"You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
*"Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
*"Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
*"Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those Cragnons go!"
*"'Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on you and wear you like a hat!"
*"I don't know who you are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!"
*"Outta the way, pigtails!"
*"I'm all for being evil, but this is overkill."
*"Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
*"Minions need to learn respect."
*"That Mr. L freak is a total insano."
*"Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
*"You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
*"Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
*"She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
*"Shut yon trap, fluffy! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!"
*"Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!"
*"Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?"
*"Are you the leader of all those Underwhere hoodlums?"
*"Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!"
*"Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!"
*"I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
*"Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
*"Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
*"Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
*"Tippi! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump him!"
*"You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
*"Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!"
*"Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!"
*"Bwa ha! Did I look worried? Shadoo, boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!"
*"Who are you, Chirpy?"</i>

====''Mario & Luigi'' series====
=====''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]''=====
*<i>"Mario! Do something super!"
*"Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!"
*"Urk... blaaargh..."
*"Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!"
*"Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
*"Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
*"I am Bowser The King!"
*"Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
*"We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"
*"We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
*"Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, Mr. Green. I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway."
*"Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
*"You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
*"Ow... Grrrr... Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"
*"Have it your way..."</i>

=====''[[Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time]]''=====
*<i>"Gwah ha ha ha!"
*"This time, the princess will be MINE, you fools!"
*"Huh? Mario and that green wimp are here? What are the odds? I'll admit, you handed me my shell before, but not this time! Oh yeah! My horoscope said so! Today's the day I win it all! Gwah ha ha ha! I RULE!"
*"Urgh...YUUUUCK!"
*"Gotta go!"
*"This place is a pit! It's hot, stinky, dangerous, and one humongous fire hazard! I LOVE IT! Talk about a perfect place for me to build a second castle!"
*"This place belongs to ME, you twerp!"</i> - talking to [[Baby Bowser]] (not recognizing him as his past self)
*<i>"YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!"
*"Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!"
*"Bwah ha ha! This little firebrand reminds me of a younger me. Look at him! The kid's got a flair of evil! I'm bringing him on board as my partner, and the two of us are gonna thrash you losers!"
*"GLAAAAAAARGH! Little dude! Get stronger and more evil! Always!"
*"SHNARFL? BLAARGH! Mmm...I can feel a power burning in my belly! What in the world did you feed me?"
*"Gwah hah hah hah! Aw, who cares what it was? I've been reborn!"
*"Mario! Green 'Stache! And you brats, too! NO MERCY FOR YOU!"
*"Hey! Listen here! For now on, you guys get NO chance to attack! I'm gonna flatten you with a attack barrage, baby! Enjoy! Bwah ha!"
*"Bwah ha ha! Sorry! No attacking!"
*"You can't dodge 'em all!"
*"Grrrrrrr! You pesky bugs!"
*"Hungh?! WARGH! What?!"</i>

=====''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story]]''=====
*<i>"SHOWTIME."
*"Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
*"Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
*"MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
*"Gee, well pardon ME, your royal genius!"
*"Taste defeat? [[Midbus|You're]] gonna taste my fist, you little piglet!"
*"Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?"
*"I'll build a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE."
*"You like compost? I'll compost your face!"
*"A pox? [[Dr. Toadley|You're]] a pox!"
*"Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!"
*''"GWAHAHA! You figure out who's tougher yet, [[Blizzard Midbus|Mr. Ice Cube]]?
*"GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!
*"What's the matter with you? Your color is...weird! But, whatever. I'm still gonna win this fight, no prob! And for the finale, one KO punch! HERE I GO!"
*"TOO MANY WORDS."
*"Right...You... ...<span class="smallcaps" style="font-variant:small-caps;">lost</span>.</i>

=====''[[Mario & Luigi: Dream Team]]''=====
*<i>"Give it to me straight. Princess Peach is gone? Hello? That is MY thing! Only I get to kidnap her! TREASON!"
*"BAH! I hate beaches as much as I hate your voice!"
*"But I don't have time to deal with you now. See, kidnapping Princess Peach is my calling in life! I don't care what you did; I'll find her and nab her!"
*"What's this [[Dream Portal|stupid warpy thing]]?"
*"That warpy thing smells like her perfume! Oh, yeah, she's in there. I'm sure of it!"
*"You think I'll let Mario find her before me?!"
*"Blech! Say it, don't spray it, [[Antasma|dingbat]]! I don't "vork" with anyone!"
*"Huh?! What are you sayin', batface?!
*"Bad news, Super Loser Bros.! Big bad Bowser is about to be even big-badder!"
*"Hey, ugly! Learn to fly!"
*"Hmph! I don't work well with others!"
*"I mean that you're a idiot! You thought you were using me?! ME?! Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!"
*"I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser!"
*"Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you."
*"Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!"
*"Dream Stone! Disappear [[Mario Bros.|'em]].
*"Wha?! The Dream Stone?! NOT YET!
*"That Antasma guy just stunk it up! AND [[Elite Trio|YOU GUYS]]! Actually...no. You did well by your normal standards."
*"I'll be back!"
*"Mario! Green 'Sta- I mean, Luigi!"
*"[[Private Goomp|You]] [[Sergeant Guy|idiots]]! Stop jostling!"</i>

==Print==
*''"...And then I'll join OPEC!" - [[White Knuckle Scorin']]'' comic
*<i>"I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!" - White Knuckle Scorin'</i> comic
*<i>"The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!" - White Knuckle Scorin'</i> comic
*''"Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?"'' - "[[The Legend]]"
*''"A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber."'' - "[[Mutiny on the Fungi]]"
*''"Whose harebrained idea was it to make a coin operated battleship?"'' - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
*''"In case you didn't notice, I don't give a blond hog's hair about "honor"!"'' - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
*''"This is gonna be excellent!"'' - "[[Just Deserts]]"
*''"I should never have quit my day job!"'' - "Just Deserts"
*''"Sob! My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!"'' - "Just Deserts"
*''"Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!"'' - "[[Beauty and the Beach]]"
*''"Don't hold the bomb when it blows up -- You'll waste a perfectly good bomb!!"'' - "Beauty and the Beach"
*''"PTEWWW!! What is this?!!!! I didn't order Koopa Kola Plain -- I wanted Koopa Kola Crunchy!!!"'' - "[[Duh Stoopid Bomb!]]"
*''"My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!"'' - "[[The Buddy System]]"
*''"I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?"'' - "The Buddy System"
*''"You wondered about that too, huh?!"'' - "The Buddy System"
*''"Yeah? Well, they're gonna be flattened! King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!"'' - "[[It's Always Fair Weather]]"
*''"I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!"'' - "[[Bowser Knows Best]]"
*''"What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?"'' - "Bowser Knows Best"
*''"Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing... am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two..."'' - "[[Super Mario Adventures]]"
*''"Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek."'' - "Super Mario Adventures"
*''"Bwa ha ha! My sinister plot worked!"'' - "Super Mario Adventures"
*''"Am I handsome or what!"'' - "Super Mario Adventures"

===Unused quotes===
These quotes never made it to a final game.
*''"So Luigi, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you..."'' - unused ''[[Mario is Missing!]]'' quote
*''"D'oh! That was the only copy too!"'' - unused ''Mario is Missing!'' quote
*''"Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here..."'' - unused ''Mario is Missing!'' quote
*''"Mario! It's time!"'' - unused ''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]'' [[Psychopath]] quote

==Television shows==
*''"Koopa Pack, attack!" - [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]]''
*''"He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!''
*''"I'm back! And so is 'Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World'!" - Super Mario World''

===''[[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]]''===
*''"Watch it soldier, when I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! - I want my feet licked."'' - "[[The Bird! The Bird!]]"
*''"Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said: "Cheat, beat, and be merry!"'' - "[[Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid]]"
*''"Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone!"'' - "[[Mario's Magic Carpet]]"
*''"I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers! A Koopa never forgets!"'' - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
*''"Happy? Imposter! I never use the H word."'' - "[[Rolling Down the River]]"
*''"Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do."'' - "Rolling Down the River"
*''"Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!"'' - "Rolling Down the River"
*''"Don't interrupt me, not while I'm boasting and gloating!"'' - "Rolling Down the River"
*''"Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!"'' - "Rolling Down the River"
*''"One of the nice things about being evil is... you get to lie a lot.  Ha ha."'' - "[[The Great Gladiator Gig]]"
*''"Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!"'' - "[[Mario and the Beanstalk]]"
*''"That goose is gonna smother you brothers!"'' - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
*''"OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!"''  - "[[The Great BMX Race]]"
*''"There'll be other crooked races and other ways to cheat!"'' - "The Great BMX Race"
*''"You're breaking my heart, princess! Now, get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder! *laughs*"'' - "[[Stars in Their Eyes]]"
*''"You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate the game! I hate Quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!"'' - "Stars in Their Eyes"
*''"Alright! Which one of you messed up? Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?"'' - "[[Jungle Fever]]"
*''"Thank you, princess! You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!"'' - "Jungle Fever"
*''"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me."'' - "[[Brooklyn Bound]]"
*''"Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!"'' - "Brooklyn Bound"
*''"Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!"'' - "Brooklyn Bound"
*''"Those annoying wrench-heads won’t ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! Make road pizzas out of them!"'' - "[[Toad Warriors]]"
*''"These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!"'' - "[[The Fire of Hercufleas]]"
*''"Mouser! More marshmallows!"'' - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
*''"Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me! - "[[Count Koopula]]"
*''"Fire a warning shot! ... On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!"'' - "[[Pirates of Koopa]]"
*''"Would Blackbeard Koopa lie?"'' -"Pirates of Koopa"
*''"Listen up, you reptile retches! It's time to play 'Auction the Princess'! Do I hear one-thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me."'' - "Pirates of Koopa"
*''"I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!"'' - "Pirates of Koopa"
*''"Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores, while I play!"'' - "[[Two Plumbers and a Baby]]"
*''"Stop, or I'll tell on you!"'' - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
*''"Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!"'' - "[[The Adventures of Sherlock Mario]]"
*''"You don't scare me, you linguini-lickin' losers!"'' - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
*''"I'm gonna turn these two fat little plumbers into two flat little plumbers."'' - "[[Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?]]"
*''"Keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?"'' - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
*''"Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!"'' - "[[The Pied Koopa]]"
*''"Mouser, this is not a nursery school! This is an evil castle!"'' - "The Pied Koopa"
*''"No one is that stupid!"'' - "[[Koopenstein]]"
*''"Oh, goody-goody! The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!"'' - "[[On Her Majesty's Sewer Service]]"
*''"When I get my mitts on you, you're gonna be creamed, Mushroom!"'' - "[[Too Hot to Handle]]"
*''"I'm always ready for sneaky badness!"'' - "Too Hot to Handle"
*''"I love being rotten!"'' - "Too Hot to Handle"
*''"Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it!"'' - "Too Hot to Handle"
*''"You mean I can't destroy the island? I hate those Marios! They always spoil my fun!"'' - "Too Hot to Handle"
*''"You were hoodwinked by Hooded Robin! I'm gonna pluck that bird nerd wing from wing!"'' - "[[Hooded Robin and His Mario Men]]"
*''"Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll gladly get rid of the sea monster for ya!"'' - "[[20,000 Koopas Under the Sea]]"
*''"Let's ram 'em, slam 'em, and ruin their day!"'' - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
*''"Pesky persnickety plumbers! I wish they'd never been invented!"'' - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
*''"Mouser, if anything happens to the princess, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!"'' - "[[Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold]]"''
*''"Too late! His gorgeous self is here!"'' - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
*''"Run, you teensy tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!"'' - "[[Mario Meets Koop-zilla]]"
*''"Scram, pests, or I'll call an exterminator!!"'' - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
*"'"Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!"'' - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
*''"Ba humkoop!"'' - "[[Koopa Klaus]]"
*''"Plug your ears and watch your rears! We're goin' Bob-omb bowlin'"'' - "[[The Unzappables]]"
*''"Let's stash this cash and dash!"'' - "The Unzappables"
*''"Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap."'' - "[[The Ten Koopmandments]]"
*''"Lousy lizards! This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry!"'' - "The Ten Koopmandments"
*''"You call yourself an army, you miserable misfits? Why am I cursed with such incompetents?!"'' - "[[The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!]]" 
*''"It's those dumber plumbers, the Mario Bros.!"'' - "[[The Trojan Koopa]]"
*''"It's... it's... it's horrible! It's disgusting! It's me!"'' - "The Trojan Koopa"
*''"More! I want more! MORE!"'' - "[[The Great Gold Coin Rush]]"
*''"Make way for the big daddio, the headman, the new king of Sock Hop Land: Koopa, the Kool!"'' - "[[Elvin Lives]]"
*''"Come back here! We got a date for the prom!"'' - "Elvin Lives"
*''"No way, José! They'll never catch the Koopilac! I got dual carbs! I got four on the floor!"'' - "Elvin Lives"
*''"When you hurt Koopa's nose, you've blown it!"'' - "[[Plummers Academy]]"
*''"In just a few minutes, the bidding for Princess Toadstool and her slimy friend Toad will begin! So drink up your Koopa Kola!"'' - "[[Karate Koopa]]"
*''"Welcome aboard Air Albatoss. This is your Koopa speaking. This flight is non-stop 'til ya drop!"'' - "[[Mario of the Apes]]"
*''"We're gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks by letting me win a baseball game."'' - "[[Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers]]"
*''"Now is plumber squashing time!"'' - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
*''"OW! I hate plumbers! OW! I hate... OW! Why can't they pick on... OW! Someone their own size?"'' - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
*''"It makes me feel so warm, to be so cold!"'' - "[[Little Red Riding Princess]]"
*''"I want that ranger in danger! Now!"'' - "[[The Provolone Ranger]]"
*''"Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!"'' - "[[Escape from Koopatraz]]"
*''"Congratulations! You've won a five-hundred year all-expense paid trip to Club Koopatraz!"'' - "Escape from Koopatraz"
*''"It was so much fun being your crooked judge, I decided to become your cruel warden!"'' - "Escape from Koopatraz"
*''"This better be a bad dream, plumber, 'cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!"'' - "Escape from Koopatraz"
*''"What the Koop are you talkin' about?"'' "[[Mario of the Deep]]"
*''"You mean this is all?! There ain't enough gold here to bother Kooping about!" - "Mario of the Deep"
*''"You Mario Bros. ruined my evil schemes, so I'm gonna ruin the burg that you love best!"'' - "[[Flatbush Koopa]]"
*''"Hold your applause! I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time!"'' - "Flatbush Koopa"
*''"Fan-kooping-tastic, it worked!"'' - "[[Raiders of the Lost Mushroom]]"
*''"I love Down Under Land! It's where Mario Bros. went down- and under!"'' - "[[Crocodile Mario]]"
*''"Go to Warp 10, Mouser!"'' "[[Star Koopa]]"
*''"If you want something wrong done right, you gotta wrong-do it yourself!"'' - "Star Koopa"
*''"I am the mighty Robo Koopa! Half Koopa, half machine. Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! (fiddles on his control panel) Drat! Where is that 'destroy-you-miserable-little-meddlers' button!" - "[[Robo Koopa]]"
*''"The fun's not over yet! I've got Super-vision; Super-hearing; Super-strength; And yes, even... Super-toes!"'' - "Robo Koopa"
*''"If it isn't... Robo-Rooter!"'' - "Robo Koopa"

===''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]''===
*''"That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!"'' - "[[Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas]]"
*''"Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!"'' - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
*''"Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius."'' - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
*''"Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?"'' - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
*''"I'd like to save you Koopalings, but I just remembered I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!"'' - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
*''"I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..."'' - "[[Reptiles in the Rose Garden]]"
*''"Go clean your room! And you'd better do it! Stop pinching your little brother! Don't be a brat! Turn down your stereo! Pick up your socks! Close the door! Get off the telephone!"'' - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
*''"Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!"'' - "[[Princess Toadstool for President]]"
*''"Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! (kisses baby, who hits him with rattle) Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! (kisses baby again) Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!"'' - "Princess Toadstool for President"
*''"If I want something, I'll just take it!"'' "Princess Toadstool for President"
*''"Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!"'' - "[[Never Koop a Koopa]]"
*''"Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!"'' - "[[Toddler Terrors of Time Travel]]"
*''"If you ever wanna be as crummy and low-down a villain as me, ya gotta shut up and pay attention!"'' - "[[Tag Team Trouble]]"
*''"Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
*''"Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!"'' - "[[Oh, Brother!]]"
*''"Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!"'' - "Oh, Brother!"
*''"Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!"'' - "[[Misadventure of Mighty Plumber]]"
*''"HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship!"'' - "[[The Ugly Mermaid]]"
*''"I'll get you for this, Marioooooooo!!!"'' - "The Ugly Mermaid"
*''"And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!"'' - "[[7 Continents for 7 Koopas]]"
*''"The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, lambada South America! Give the Real World a Kooping it'll never forget!"'' - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
*''"We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea WAS this midnight attack?!"'' - "[[True Colors]]"
*''"Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!"'' - "[[Recycled Koopa]]"
*''"It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!"'' - "Recycled Koopa"
*''"It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!"'' - "Recycled Koopa"
*''"Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?"'' - "[[Super Koopa (episode)|Super Koopa]]"
*''"This is all your fault, Kooky."'' - "[[Up, Up, and a Koopa]]"

===''[[Super Mario World (television series)|Super Mario World]]''===
*''"This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree."'' - "[[Send in the Clown]]"
*''"You are about to enter this Warp Pipe and into a dimension beyond space and time."'' - "[[Send in the Clown]]"
*''"Time out on the tongue department, Big Mouth!"'' - "Send in the Clown"
*''"Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!"'' - "Send in the Clown"
*''"I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!"'' - "Send in the Clown"
*''"Remember, '[[Oogtar]]' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!"'' - "[[The Night Before Cave Christmas]]"
*''"STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OFF UNTIL CHRISTMAS... (BOOM) ...morning."'' - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
*''"All right! Come and get your burgers!"'' - "[[King Scoopa Koopa]]"
*''"Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!"'' - "King Scoopa Koopa"
*''"Patience, my little chickadees. Egg Scoopa Koopas for everyone, cash in hands, of course."'' - "King Scoopa Koopa"
*''"Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, mmm!"'' - "King Scoopa Koopa"
*''"Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!"'' - "[[Rock TV]]"
*''"I haven't done anything really rotten in a long time, not since yesterday."'' - "Rock TV"
*''"Clams, coins, old socks, we're given' em away!"'' - "Rock TV"
*''"Top this, turkey-mouth!"'' - "Rock TV"
*''"You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!"'' - "[[A Little Learning]]"
*''"HIP! HOP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL SEND YOU TO SCHOOL! Gladly."'' - "A Little Learning"
*''"I can always build another castle, but you can't build another princess."'' - "[[Mama Luigi]]"

==Miscellaneous==
===Film===
*For quotes by the character [[President Koopa|Koopa]] in [[Super Mario Bros. (film)|the ''Super Mario Bros.'' film]], see [[List_of_quotes_in_Mario_movies#President_Koopa|here]].
*In ''Wreck-It Ralph'', Bowser is show reciting the "bad Guy Affirmation" along with other assorted Videogame characters: "''I'm bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I would rather be than me.''"

===Twitter===
*"''RAWR! Wreck-It Ralph got robbed!''" - Tweeted by Nintendo of America after ''Wreck-It Ralph'' lost the Oscar vote
====Bowser Takeover====
As part of advertising for ''[[Mario Party 10]]'', Nintendo of America's Twitter feed was briefly used for tweets authored by Bowser, plus a set of five facts posted to Nintendo's Mario Party 10 Virtual Launch Party on Facebook.

*"''MUWAHAHAHA! It’s-a me, Bowser! I've taken over the @NintendoAmerica Twitter account! FOLLOW ME! ''" 
*"''My first act as the new MASTER OF TWITTER is to rename Mario Party 10 to #BowserParty. WITH THE HASHTAG!''"
*"''Join my #BowserParty and change your profile pic to this… OR ELSE! Prove it by tweeting #MP10LaunchParty #SweepsEntry''"
*"''FIVE FACTS! It's all about ME and you should read it RIGHT NOW! Share with #MP10LaunchParty #SweepsEntry''"
**"''I AM THE BEST''"
**"''My First starring game, ''Super Mario Bros.'', tells the tale of a WONDERFUL HERO named Bowser who hangs out with a princess and is then MERCILESSLY ATTACKED by a guy in a red hat.
**"''LIKES: Spitting fire, driving karts, airships<br>DISLIKES: Dislikes:[sic] Mario, Mario, MARIO, poorly constructed brick bridges''"
**"''I AM ALWAYS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!''"
**"''DID I MENTION I AM THE BEST!''"
*"''Now that I’ve taken over to talk about MY new game #MP10, I’m sure we'll get 17 trillion new followers. AT LEAST!''"
*"''Hey, [[wikipedia:Muriel Bowser|@MurielBowser]]! BEST NAME EVER! #MP10 needs players like you! Play as me and help defeat Team Mario! #BowserParty''"
*"''Why hello, @SuperMarioMugan. If you see that OTHER Super Mario, let him know that his team is going down in #MP10. #BowserParty''"
*"''Let’s see here. *searches for Twitter handles with the name Mario in them* *unfollows* MUAHAHAHA! THE POWER IS MINE! #BowserParty''"
*"''And the award for "Best Twitter name on Twitter" goes to … @BowserVonKuppa! Congratulations! YOUR PRIZE IS TO BEAT TEAM MARIO IN #MP10!''" 
*"''ARGH! My time is up! THEY ARE PLAYING THAT ANNOYING GET-OFF-THE-STAGE MUSIC! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS! (Other than fireballs and pits of lava.)''"
*"''Thanks for joining my #BOWSERPARTY and reading my INCREDIBLE tweets! And remember: Have me CRASH THE PARTY in #MP10 ON 3/20! MUAHAHAHA!''"

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[[Category:Quotes|Bowser]]
@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 This is a list of quotes by [[Bowser]].
 ==General==
-*"''Bwah hah hah!''"
+*''"Bwah hah hah!"''
-*"''Bwa ha ha ha!''"
+*''"Bwa ha ha ha!"''
-*"''Bwahaha!''"
+*''"Bwahaha!"''
-*"''Gwah ha ha ha!''"
+*''"Gwah ha ha ha!"''
+*''"Green 'Stache!" - Mario & Luigi'' series
 ==Games==
-===''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]''===
+===Platformers===
-*"''[[Mario]]! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!''"
+*''"Bwa ha ha! The water's great! Eh, Junior?" - [[Super Mario Sunshine]]''
-*"''What a joke! Put some muscle into it!''"
+*''"Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!" - Super Mario Sunshine''
-*"''What was that sound?''"
+*''"Jr., I've got something...difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach..." - Super Mario Sunshine''
-*"''N...n...NO!!!''"
+*''"That's my boy! Well put, son!" - Super Mario Sunshine''
-*"''It's a chain reaction!!''"
+*''"The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!" - Super Mario Sunshine''
-*"''Eyaaaaa!''"
+*''"But for now...let's just rest awhile." - Super Mario Sunshine''
-*"''This should FINISH you!''"
-*"''Mwa ha! Did you think I was just going to GIVE her to ya? You're always in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!''"
-*"''Fungah! Foiled again!''"
-*"''The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!''"
-*"''I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it.''"
-*"''All this power, and good looks too!  I know what you're thinking...''"
-*"''I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! But I'm gonna let you join the [[Bowser's Minions|Koopa Troop]]. You can thank me later...''"
-*"''Mario, she's a bit shy. Look the other way, will you?''" (about his [[Chain Chomp|Chomp]])
-*"''You can turn around now. She says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite out of [[Booster]]. So now... She wants to help us stir up a little trouble! Mwa, ha, ha!!''"
-*"''I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!''"
-*"''No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME It just wouldn't be right!''"
-*"''Here I was, thinking of a plan to get my castle back, and all of a sudden, Mario walks up to me and BEGS me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice BUT to let him in! It was so pathetic!''"
-*"''Actually, that sounds pretty GOOD to me! Let's just forget about these...[[Star Piece (Super Mario RPG)|Star]]...things!''"
-*"''If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?''"
-*"''[[Smithy]]'s gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!''"
-*"''Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!''"
-*"''I oughta rip your stuffing out!''"
-*"''I can't just be PALS with these cretins! I've got an image to keep!''"
-*"''Like the moon over The day, my genius and brawn Are lost on these fools.''"
-*"''And I'll take care of myself!''" (When the rest of the team says "One for all and all for one!")
-*"''Just hand it over and get OUTTA MY CASTLE!''"
-===[[Super Mario (series)|''Super Mario'' series]]===
+*''"Princess Peach! You are formally invited... to the creation of my new galaxy! Gwahahaha! This festival's over!" - [[Super Mario Galaxy]]''
-====''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]''====
+*''"BWAHAHAHA! You finally made it! Just in time for me to stomp you into space bits!" - Super Mario Galaxy''
-*(letter given after clearing [[Pipe Land]]) "''Yo! I kidnapped the princess while you were running around. She's here in my castle, if you dare to try and rescue her. Ha ha ha... King of the Koopa.''"
+*''"WHAA--?! IT'S YOU! That's it, Mario! I'm gonna stomp you into space bits!" - Super Mario Galaxy''
+*''"Finally! You got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe! WATCH AND WEEP! From this galaxy, I'll rule a great galactic empire with Peach by my side. It will last forever! I will rule every pitiful corner of the universe. So, Mario, as you can see, I got big plans. And stomping you is at the top of my list!" - Super Mario Galaxy''
+*''"NOOOO! My Galaxy! My empire! This can't be happening..." - Super Mario Galaxy''
-====''[[Super Mario 64]]'' / ''[[Super Mario 64 DS]]''====
+*''"The power of the stars is already MINE!" - [[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''
-*"''Gwa ha haaaaa!''"
+*''"I"m HUUUUGE! Even scarier up close, huh?" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
-*"''Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back!''"
+*''"I'm way too huge for this puny planet! I deserve an empire that's more ME size! And I'll put it in the center of the universe!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
-*"''Tough luck, Mario! [[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]] isn't here...''"
+*''"Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
-*"''Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around!''"
+*''"Gah! Give it up already!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
-*"''Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned...but I still hold the power of the [[Power Star|Star]]s, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!''"
+*''"Why don't you run off and find some green pipe to hide in?" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
-*"''Pestering me again, are you, Mario? Can't you see that I'm having a merry little time, making mischief with my minions? Now, return those Stars! I stole them first and my troops in the walls need them! Bwa ha ha!''"
+*''"Hey... guess what, Mario/Luigi! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! THE END OF YOU!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
-*"''Ooowaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!''"
+*''"My powers...gone...My empire...shrinking...My huge cake...never got a slice..." - Super Mario Galaxy 2''
-*"''Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again!''"
-*"''Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it!''"
-*"''Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars!''"
-*"''There were some in the [[Peach's Castle|castle]] that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world...''"
-=====''Super Mario 64'' only=====
+====''Super Mario 64''====
-*"''A wimp like you could never throw me out of here!''"
+All quotes are found in both ''[[Super Mario 64]]'' and ''[[Super Mario 64 DS]]'' unless otherwise stated.
-*"''To open the door that leads to the "endless" stairs, you need 70 Stars. Bwa ha ha!''"
+*<i>"Gwa ha haaaaa!"
-*"''What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing!''"
+*"Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back!"
-*"''Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch-- I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!''"
+*"Tough luck, Mario! Princess Toadstool isn't here..."
+*"Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around!"
+*"A wimp like you could never throw me out of here!"</i> - original ''Super Mario 64'' only
+*''"A wimp like you could never throw me out by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Ha!" - Super Mario 64 DS'' only<i>
+*"Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned...but I still hold the power of the Stars, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!"
+*"Pestering me again, are you, Mario? Can't you see that I'm having a merry little time, making mischief with my minions? Now, return those Stars! I stole them first and my troops in the walls need them! Bwa ha ha!"
+*"Ooowaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!"
+*"To open the door that leads to the endless stairs, you need 70 stars. Bwa ha haaa!"</i> - original ''Super Mario 64'' only
+*''"In order to solve the mystery of the endless stairs, you need 80 stars." - Super Mario 64 DS'' only
+*''"Grr. If I've lost all the Power Stars, Mario is my only rival... No one else matters. Now, scram!" - Super Mario 64 DS'' only<i>
+*"Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again!"
+*"Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it!"
+*"But it's not over yet...  Come on, troops! Let's watch the ending together!" - Super Mario 64 DS</i> only<i>
+*"Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars!"
+*"What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing!"</i> - original ''Super Mario 64'' only
+*''"Wait, say it again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?!" - Super Mario 64 DS'' only
+*''"There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world..."
+*''"Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch-- I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!"'' - original ''Super Mario 64'' only
+*"''I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwa ha haaaaaaa!" - Super Mario 64 DS'' only
-=====''Super Mario 64 DS'' only=====
+===Sports===
-*"''A wimp like you could never throw me out by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Ha!''"
+====''[[Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]]''====
-*"''In order to solve the mystery of the endless stairs, you need 80 Stars.''"
+*"<i>I rule! Heh heh heh!"
-*"''Grr. If I've lost all the Power Stars, Mario is my only rival... No one else matters. Now, scram!''"
+*"Amateur!"
-*"''But it's not over yet...  Come on, troops! Let's watch the ending together!''"
+*"Do it!"
-*"''Wait, say it again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?!''"
+*"Go!"
-*"''I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwa ha haaaaaaa!''"
-====''[[Super Mario Sunshine]]''====
+====''[[Mario Golf: World Tour]]''====
-*"''Bwaaaa ha ha! The water's great, eh, [[Bowser Jr.|Jr.]]?''"
+*''"GAH HA HA HA! There's no WAY you're ready for a round against ME. Keep practicing, pip-squeak!"''
-*"''Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!''"
-*"''Jr., I've got something...difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach...''"
-*"''That's my boy! Well put, son!''"
-*"''The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!''"
-*"''But for now...let's just rest awhile.''"
-====''[[Super Mario Galaxy]]''====
-*"''Princess Peach! You are formally invited... to the creation of my new galaxy! Gwahahaha! This [[Star Festival|festival]]'s over!''"
-*"''BWAHAHAHA! You finally made it! Just in time for me to stomp you into space bits!''"
-*"''WHAT?! HOW... Foolish Mario... My plan is too far along now! Do you really think you can stop me?! Bwahahaha!''"
-*"''WHAA--?! IT'S YOU! That's it, Mario! I'm gonna stomp you into space bits!''"
-*"''BWAHAHAHA! Not bad! I guess I chose the right guy to be my archenemy. At least you always put up a fight. But it's too late for you because my master plan is almost complete. Tough luck, Mario!''"
-*"''Finally! You got here just in time to see the creation of my [[Bowser's Galaxy Reactor|galaxy]] in the center of the universe! WATCH AND WEEP! From this galaxy, I'll rule a great galactic empire with Peach by my side. It will last forever! I will rule every pitiful corner of the universe. So, Mario, as you can see, I got big plans. And stomping you is at the top of my list!''"
-*"''NOOOO! My Galaxy! My empire! This can't be happening...''"
-====''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''====
-*"''You're too late, Mario! The power of the stars is already MINE! And look what else I got... GWAHAHAAH!''"
-*"''I'm HUUUUGE! Even scarier up close, huh?''"
-*"''Maybe I'll have Peach bake ME something for once... I sure could go for a galaxy-sized slice of [[cake]] right now!''"
-*"''I'm way too huge for this puny planet! I deserve an empire that's more ME size! And I'll put it in the center of the universe! Have fun with your stupid [[mushroom]]s!''"
-*"''Bwahahaha! You showed up! Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!''"
-*"''RAWWRRG... Now I know why you're my archnemesis. You're so annoyingly hard to squish! Good thing I win anyway! HAH! While we've been playing, my master plan has moved on to the next phase. Tough luck, Mario/[[Luigi]]!''"
-*"''WHAA--?! IT'S YOU?! Well, I'd expect as much from my archnemesis. Your time is up, Mario! Now it's smooshin' time... And time for my huge fist to meet your puny face!''"
-*"''WHAT?! HOW... Whatever... My master plan is too far along now, Mario/Luigi! You can't stop me! GWAHAHAAH!''"
-*"''GAH! Give it up already! Why won't you stop trying to mess up my awesome master plan?! I'm building my new galactic empire right here! And you can't stop me! Why don't you just run off and find some [[Warp Pipe|green pipe]] to hide in?! Can't you see that I'm busy here?! I don't have time to chat, so let's cut this short... Shorty!''"
-*"''Hey... guess what, Mario/Luigi! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! The end of YOU!''"
-*"''Raawwwrrgh! My powers... gone... My empire... shrinking... My huge cake... never got a slice...''"
-====''[[Super Mario Odyssey]]''====
-*"''This is the end... for you!''" (Bowser's first words before defeating Mario)
-*"''Time for my wedding with Peach!''"
-*"''Jealous, Mario?!''"
-*"''Mario! I don't have time for you.''"
-*"''I'm busy planning my wedding! Don't you know how stressful that is?!''"
-*"''Fire!''"
-*"''See what you're up against, Mario?''" (After knocking Mario and wrecking the Odyssey)
-*"''Let's see you survive this, plumber boy!''" (Bowser commands the Ruined Dragon to attack Mario, Cappy, and the Odyssey)
-*"''You're too late!''"
-*"''We're off to our [[Bowser's Moon Wedding|wedding ceremony]] on the [[moon]]!''"
-*"''Gwahahaha!''"
-*"''Gwahahaha! Crashing the wedding, Mario? That's tacky, even for you!''"
-*"''Also, your outfit isn't halfway fancy enough for the occasion! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"
-*"''And hey, what's with the history costume? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"
-*"''Also, what's with the sporty look? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"
-*"''Also, that outfit looks familiar, but I can't place it... Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"
-*"''And are you trying to scare me with that... totally scary costume? Well, it didn't work, all right?! And y-you WEREN'T INVITED!''"
-*"''Also, I gotta say, great outfit! Very classy! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"
-*"''Also, you look amazing! Love the outfit! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"
-*"''Huh? Where'd you go? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"
-*"''So now it's time for you to make like a bouquet and get thrown out!''"
-*"''Get ready, Mario!''"
-*"''Here's your happily ever after!''" (Bowser's last words before the final battle with Mario)
-===[[Mario Party (series)|''Mario Party'' series]]===
-====''[[Mario Party]]''====
-*"''Wah, Hah, HAH!''"
-*"''Welcome to the [[Bowser Space]]! We've plenty of fun events!''"
-*"''Now then, choose your event by roulette!''"
-*"''Welcome to the Bowser Space, but you've got no [[Coin]]s or [[Star (Mario Party series)|star]]s.''"
-*"''Well, I can't do anything to you. Oh well, it can't be helped. Here's 20 coins.''"
-*"''Welcome to the Bowser Space! Huh? you've got no Coins!''"
-*"''I guess I can't take any of these then. Well, I'll just trade 10 Coins for your Star.''"
-*"''Why, it's a [[Minigame#Bowser minigames|Bowser Minigame]]!''"
-*"''But the rules are a little different than usual.''"
-*"''Everyone who loses, loses (number) Coins! Well, here we go!''"
-*"''It's 1 on 3, and losers lose (number) Coins. Well, let's go!''"
-*"''If you don't get at least 90 Points in [[Face Lift]], you lose (number) coins!''"
-*"''Now for the results.''"
-*"''(character list) each lose (number) coins!''"
-*"''Oh my! only (character) loses (number) coins! I'll take those!''"
-*"''What? Everybody wins? Well, I don't like you, so I'll just take (number) Coins!''"
-*"''In the end, you lose (number) coins!''"
-*"''Those other three each lose (number) coins!''"
-*"''It's a tie, so everybody loses (number) Coins!''"
-*"''What terrible people! They stole (number) coins!''"
-*"''Whoa! Amazing! You didn't even get 1 Coin stolen! Well, that means I get to have 15 Coins!''"
-====''[[Mario Party 2]]''====
-*"''Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well! (character's name)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!! I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it! Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!!!''"
-*"''It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!!! Let the Event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!! Ahh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!''"
-*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I’m the pirate of all pirates, Cap’n Bowser!!! Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It’ll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!''"
-*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I’ve got ye, Captain (character's name)!!! Arrgh! Be a good matey and gimme all yer Coins, or ye’ll meet the tip o’ me sword!''"
-*"''My voyage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh! Smooth sailin’, mateys! Long live Cap’n Bowser!!!''"
-*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, Bowser the Brash!! Us outlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!''"
-*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (character's name)!! If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme all yer Coins!! Understood!?!''"
-*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (character's name)!! Oh, no! If'n ya ain't got no Coins, then Ah'm a-gonna git!''"
-*"''My rootin' tootin' days are done... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya! I'll be a-moseyin' on! Buh-bye, Bowser!''"
-*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I am Black Hole Bowser, plunderer of deep space!!! This is MY sector! You shall follow MY orders! There shall be no rebellion!''"
-*"''I have found you, Space Patroller (character's name)!!! Now you shall yield all of your Coins to ME! Yield to the Bowser Regime!''"
-*"''I have found you, Space Patroller (character's name)!!! So! You have no Coins to yield? Very well! But I shall return for what I seek!''"
-*"''My space travel has ended. Play a Mini-Game to help you refocus your energy. I must log out now. Long live the Bowser Regime!!!''"
-*"''Wah, hah, HAH! I am the Bowser Sphinx, and I love riddles! If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!''"
-*"''I discovered a (character's name)! Wah, hah! Riddle time! Here is your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast? Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get all your Coins!''"
-*"''I discovered a (character's name)! Riddle time!!! What?!? No Coins??? Well! I won't waste any clever riddles on you!''"
-*"''My journey has ended. You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits. Farewell! Long live riddles!''"
-*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I am the legendary wizard, Bowser! Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used my magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!!''"
-*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, (character's name)! Now be a good pretty and give me all your Coins, or I'll test my magic on you!''"
-*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm! I've got you now, (character's name)! Eh? No coins!?! Then I shan't waste a spell on you!''"
-*"''My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits! Good luck in your travels! Bowser's magic is best!!!''"
-*"''WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I’ve been awaiting this moment! Bowser, King of the Koopas!!! Now, you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!''"
-*"''I’ve got you, (character's name)! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! If you value your life, you’ll give me ALL your Coins!!!''"
-*"''My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game or something to calm your nerves! Farewell, all! Long live the King of the Koopas!!!''"
-====''[[Mario Party 3]]''====
-*"''What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!''"
-*"''I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!''"
-====''[[Mario Party 4]]''====
-*"''Bow before Bowser, or feel my wrath!''"
-*"''Until next time, gwa ha ha!''"
-*"''Welcome! Hunh!? You look just like me...''"
-*"''In that case, you deserve this!''"
-*"''It's now time for a Bowser Revolution! Watch helplessly as I redistribute your wealth!''"
-*"''Here we go! Join the Bowser Revolution--not that you have much of a choice!''"
-*"''One of my personal favorites! It's time for a Bowser Shuffle!''"
-*"''Everyone trades places with someone else! Here we go!''"
-*"''I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but...Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff...''"
-====''[[Mario Party 5]]''====
+====''[[Mario Superstar Baseball]]''====
-*"''Happy times indeed! It's time for a Bowser Mini-game!''"
+*''"Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"''
-*"''Huh? What just happened? So many losers, but no one lost?! Hmmm...''"
+*''"So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"''
-*"''Not much I can do. It's OK...this time!''"
+*''"Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"''
-*"''[[Donkey Kong]] ruined this! I'll leave quietly, but I'm not leaving without the coins!''"
+*''"Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!"''
-*"''Huh!? What in the... At this rate, (character) is gonna beat all of you!''"
+*''"Bring it on!"''
-*"''If it's that easy, this ain't a Mario Party!''"
+*''"Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"''
-*"''Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!''"
+*''"I won! I am the strongest of all!"''
-*"''You're in luck! That's the Bowser Bonus! I'll give you a Ztar star because you're so lucky!''"
+*''"GRRRAAAAAGH!"''
+*''"You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!"''
+*''"Let's just see who's stronger!"''
+*''"I'm the mightiest!"''
+*''"I'm playing you, huh?! Expect no mercy!"''
+*''"No way you beat me! Feel the burn!"''
+*''"Grrrr! Mario! You were too chicken, so I came for YOU! Yeah! Let's play ball!!"''
+*''"Give it all you've got, Mario!"''
+*''"Yes! I crushed Mario! I won!"''
+*''"Peach! I've come to kidna...Ahem! I've come to play a baseball game!"''
+*''"Bwah ha ha! Here we go!"''
+*''"Yeah! Yeah! I won! Of course!"''
+*''"You know I'm going to rule at this, right?"''
+*''"Hmm... I'm over here and... Mario's team is over there... Huh? I... lost... my stadium. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! WHAAAAT?! Why?! How?! What's going on?!"''
+*''"Not fair, cheaters! You're getting tossed outta there!"''
+*''"You won't get away with this! NEVER!!!"''
-====''[[Mario Party 6]]''====
+===Spinoffs===
-*"''Gwahaha! It's Bowser Time! I love bringing awfulness to the party!''"
+*<i>"I feel funny. I can't keep from dancing, and I feel...happy?" - [[Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix]]
-*"''The mini-game wheel will choose your almost-certain, very probable DOOM!''"
+*"Get Out!" - [[Mario Kart DS]]
-*"''I'm going to make all of the losers hand over half/all their coins! I almost feel bad about it!''"
+*"Eggland is mine! ALL MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! The tasty-looking Egglings belong to me! Bwa harf!" - [[Yoshi Topsy-Turvy]]
-*"''Oooh, aren't you lucky? You get to hand over whatever the wheel chooses!''"
+*"Huh? Get back here! You can't run! I'll hunt you down!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
-*"''Oh, this is a juicy prize! Hand over one of your stars!''"
+*"I've found you at last! A little magic spell ought to keep you from running. Ha ha!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
-*"''Gwahaha! How nice of you to stop and visit! I'll be sure to make your stay as uncomfortable as possible!''"
+*"Whoa! I never expected to meet Yoshi here!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
-*"''Looks like you made it, chump! As your reward, I'm giving you a Shadow Star!''"
+*"So you got locked in this pop-up book, too, eh? Gwa ha ha har! You say you're gonna lock me away? Ha! What a joke! If you think you can do it, go ahead and try! Bwa ha ha!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
-*"''GWAHAHA! Quiver with fear, wormy! BOWSER has arrived!''"
+*"Hey! S-STOP IT! What are you doing to the Koopa King? Ook! I'll get you for this! I'LL REMEMBER THIS DAY!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy</i>
-*"''What deliciously doomful deed will I do next? Gwahaha!''"
-*"''If you lose to my devious [[Koopa Kid]]s... I'll borrow your mini-games! Oh... when I say borrow I really mean STEAL!''"
-*"''That all you got, (character)? I've eaten [[Goomba]] jerky that was tougher than you!''"
-*"''I always keep my promises... Especially when I promise to TAKE ALL YOUR MINI-GAMES! GWAHAH!''"
-*"''Koopa Kids, you're a disgrace! That's it... No playing with your Mario action figure for a MONTH!''"
-====''[[Mario Party Advance]]''====
+====''Mario Party'' series====
-*"''Paaaarty!''"
+*<i>"Wah, Hah, HAH!" - [[Mario Party]]
-*"''Don't even think of starting without me!''"
+*"Welcome to the Bowser Space! We've plenty of fun events!" - Mario Party
-*"''...Taste my power!''"
+*"Now then, choose your event by roulette!" - Mario Party
-*"''I call it the Bowser Rampage! Feel it!''"
+*"Welcome to the Bowser Space, but you've got no Coins or stars." - Mario Party
-*"''Say good-bye to your games and [[Gaddget]]s!''"
+*"Well, I can't do anything to you. Oh well, it can't be helped. Here's 20 coins." - Mario Party
-*"''Well, looks like I'm headed there, too!''"
+*"Welcome to the Bowser Space! Huh? you've got no Coins!" - Mario Party
-*"''Gwa ha ha! This'll be a real BLAST!''"
+*"I guess I can't take any of these then. Well, I'll just trade 10 Coins for your Star." - Mario Party
-*"''You're in for a whole LAVA trouble!''"
+*"Why, it's a [[Bowser Minigame]]!" - Mario Party
-*"''Later, worm!''"
+*"But the rules are a little different than usual." - Mario Party
-*"''Gwa ha ha! Show time! Good job, Koopa Kid!''"
+*"Everyone who loses, loses (number) Coins! Well, here we go!" - Mario Party
-*"''I'll take one of your precious mushrooms!''"
+*"It's 1 on 3, and losers lose (number) Coins. Well, let's go!" - Mario Party
-*"''Just like that. Gwa ha ha ha!''"
+*"If you don't get at least 90 Points in Face Lift, you lose (number) coins!" - Mario Party
-*"''See you later! Hee hee hee!''"
+*"Now for the results." - Mario Party
-*"''I've got 10 Gaddgets, and you'll have to do my bidding to get 'em!''"
+**"(character list) each lose (number) coins!"
-*"''Gwaha! You should just give up now!''"
+**"Oh my! only (character) loses (number) coins! I'll take those!"
-*"''That's big talk from someone so puny!''"
+**"What? Everybody wins? Well, I don't like you, so I'll just take (number) Coins!"
-*"''I still have 10 Gaddgets!''"
+**"In the end, you lose (number) coins!"
-*"''Complete quests for a chance to earn them!''"
+**"Those other three each lose (number) coins!"
-*"''Come to Bowser Pipe House!''"
+**"It's a tie, so everybody loses (number) Coins!"
-*"''Now you get to challenge me!''"
+*"What terrible people! They stole (number) coins!" - Mario Party
-*"''You have to do 2 more quests!''"
+*"Whoa! Amazing! You didn't even get 1 Coin stolen! Well, that means I get to have 15 Coins!" - Mario Party
-*"''Then you'll have a shot at getting one.''"
+*"What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!" - [[Mario Party 3]]
-*"''Hurry to the pipe if you want a Gaddget!''"
+*"I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!" - Mario Party 3
-*"''NOOO! You're done with 15 quests!?''"
+*"Bow before Bowser, or feel my wrath!" - [[Mario Party 4]]
-*"''OK. I'll let you hop into the next pipe.''"
+*"Until next time, gwa ha ha!" - Mario Party 4
-*"''See you later, worm!''"
+*"Welcome! Hunh!? You look just like me..." - Mario Party 4
+*"In that case, you deserve this!" - Mario Party 4
+*"It's now time for a Bowser Revolution! Watch helplessly as I redistribute your wealth!" - Mario Party 4
+*"Here we go! Join the Bowser Revolution--not that you have much of a choice!" - Mario Party 4
+*"One of my personal favorites! It's time for a Bowser Shuffle!" - Mario Party 4
+*"Everyone trades places with someone else! Here we go!" - Mario Party 4
+*"I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but...Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff..." - Mario Party 4
+*"Happy times indeed! It's time for a Bowser Mini-game!" - [[Mario Party 5]]
+*"Huh? What just happened? So many losers, but no one lost?! Hmmm..." - Mario Party 5
+*"Not much I can do. It's OK...this time!" - Mario Party 5
+*"[[Donkey Kong]] ruined this! I'll leave quietly, but I'm not leaving without the [[Coin|coins]]!" - Mario Party 5
+*"Huh!? What in the... At this rate, (character) is gonna beat all of you!" - Mario Party 5
+*"If it's that easy, this ain't a Mario Party!" - Mario Party 5
+*"Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!" - [[Mario Party 7]]
+*"Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!" - Mario Party 7
+*"Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!" - Mario Party 7
+*"If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal all of your coins!" - Mario Party 7
+*"Now it's time to spin the Wheel Of Pain and see what you play!" - Mario Party 7
+*"So, let's see how you did." - Mario Party 7
+*"Since you didn't beat my minigame, say good-bye to half/all of your coins!" - Mario Party 7
+*"Why didn't you just give up!? Bah! This is insulting!" - Mario Party 7
+*"Grrr! I hate to show you mercy, but you leave me no choice!!" - Mario Party 7
+*"It's everybody's favorite time, [[Bowser Time|BOWSER TIME]]!" - Mario Party 7
+*"Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!" - [[Mario Party 8]]
+*"You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!" - Mario Party 8
+*"Now go make mayhem!!" - Mario Party 8
+*"How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!" - Mario Party 8
+*"Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!" - Mario Party 8
+*"Bwahahaha! You call THIS a party? Bowser is here to shake things up! Okay, dimwits, now try to shine!" - Mario Party 8
+*"Bwahahaha! Now I don't even know where the [[Star (Mario Party series)|Star]] is! Good luck, suckers! You're gonna need it!" - Mario Party 8</i>
-====''[[Mario Party 7]]''====
+=====''[[Mario Party DS]]''=====
-*"''Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!''"
+*<i>"It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!"
-*"''Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!''"
+*"That's my most dreaded attack, the [[Zero Flame]]!"
-*"''If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal all of your coins!''"
+*"It's time for the Final 5 Frenzy!"
-*''"Now it's time to spin the Wheel Of Pain and see what you play!''"
+*"Let's see how you shrimps stack up!"
-*"''So, let's see how you did.''"
+*"Haw, haw!"
-*"''Since you didn't beat my minigame, say good-bye to half/all of your coins!''"
+*"Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on!"
-*"''Why didn't you just give up!? Bah! This is insulting!''"
+*"So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!"
-*"''Grrr! I hate to show you mercy, but you leave me no choice!!''"
+*"Ah, phooey! This stinks!"
-*"''It's everybody's favorite time, [[Bowser Time|BOWSER TIME]]!''"
+*"Then get ready for another shrinky serving from the [[Minimizer]]!"
-*"''Bwa ha ha ha!! Welcome to Bowser City!!''"
+*"You broke the Minimizer! NOOOOOOO!!!"
-*"''I'm back with a vengeance, and I won't take no for an answer! Let's see what you're buying...''"
+*"You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! What should I do to mess with you... What to do... I GOT IT!"
-*"''It's a Golden Bowser Statue! You won't even find this on internet auction sites!''"
+*"You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!"
-*"''Have a [[Koopa Kid Orb]]! You'll be the first on your block to own one!''"
+*"Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?"
-*"''This is yours for... Wow! Only 20 coins! What a deal! I amaze even myself!''"
+*"Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!"</i>
-*"''Bwa ha ha! Don't be shy! Take it!''"
-*"''Har! So you're a few coins short... Here, I'll chip in! I'm just that kind of guy!''"
-*"''I've met my sales quota! Time to close the shop... Now get out!!''"
-*"''Wha--?!? What's this...? You're totally broke! Grrr!''"
-*"''Do you expect me to just GIVE this to you!?''"
-*"''You're so lame and hopeless! Here, take 10 coins and get lost! Scram! Beat it!''"
-*"''Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I'm gonna raise a windmill! Stupid, no-good windmills...''"
-*"''Hope you haven't been saving up coins in this one!! Down she goes!!''"
-*"''Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I crushed it like a paper cup! I'm sooooo strong and mighty!''"
-====''[[Mario Party 8]]''====
+=====''[[Mario Party 9]]''=====
-*"''Bwahaha! Whoo-whoo! Now that Bowser's on the scene, you're on a one-way trip to pain!''"
+*<i>"Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those Mini Stars to good use!"
-*"''Welcome to my Bad-Breath Express! Now cough up a Star! Even hobos like you gotta pay up!''"
+*"These Mini Stars are all MINE!"
-*"''Bwaha! I'll knock you OUT with my financial clout! One of you is gonna get your investments raided!''"
+*"Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten lava explosions? That's ''[[Magma Mine]]''!
-*"''I'll steal coins from this Hotel and wreck ya with my infest-ment! Termites got nothin' on me!''"
+*"I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!"
-*"''Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!''"
+*"Presenting the ferocious Spike and the mighty Chain Chomp!!"
-*"''Bwahaha! Coming through! Someone order a cartful of stupid?''"
+*"Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!"
-*"''Ya got DUMPED, chumps!!!!''"
+*"I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!"
-*"''You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!''"
+*"Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!"
-*"''Now go make mayhem!!''"
+*"My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!"
-*"''How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!''"
+*"Let's see what you're in for..."
-*"''Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!''"
+*"I've got a [[Bowser Space|present]] for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of [[Bowser Space|presents]]?"
-*"''Bwahahaha! You call THIS a party? Bowser is here to shake things up! Okay, dimwits, now try to shine!''"
+*"Here you go! Just for you!"
-*"''Bwahahaha! Now I don't even know where the Star is! Good luck, suckers! You're gonna need it!''"
+*"Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!"
+*"No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!"
+*"I've got a TON of presents with you name on them! Take 'em!"
+*"Everyone check their watch!" That's right, it's Bowser time!!"
+*"Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad."
+*"Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?"
+*"I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!"
+*"Here! I'll double your Bananas! You can thank me later!"
+*"Whoops! Can't split up these 2 [or 3] Mini Stars left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!"
+*"BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!"
+*"Later, fools!"
+*"Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!"
+*"Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!"
+*"My furious minion Wiggler will defeat you all!"
+*"Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?"
+*"At least pick a minigame you're good at!"
+*"Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then."
+*"Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars [or Bananas], coming right up!
+*"What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!"
+*"What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry...and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!"
+*"Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that."
+*"If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming!"
+*"If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion!"
+*"You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"
+*"Wait, outer space? ''[[Bowser Station]]''? THAT MEANS THEY'RE COMING HERE!"
+*"Witness my true power!"</i>
-====''[[Mario Party DS]]''====
+=====''[[Mario Party: Island Tour]]''=====
-*"''It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!''"
+*<i>"I should be mad...but I'm just so proud! Good job, Son!"</i> (To [[Bowser Jr.]] in [[Bowser's Tower]])
-*"''That's my most dreaded attack, the [[Zero Flame]]!''"
+*''"I'll just have to stop you myself!"''
-*"''It's time for the [[Last Five Turns Event#Mario Party DS|Final 5 Frenzy]]!''"
+*''"Oh, hello. Don't mind me! I'll just slip a Bowser Card into the deck and be on my way. BWAHAHAHAHA!"'' (Handing out the Bowser Card in [[Shy Guy's Shuffle City]])
-*"''Let's see how you shrimps stack up!''"
+*''"BAH! Nobody apologizes on my behalf! I'll be back in 3 rounds with a fiendish surprise for the player with my card!"''
-*"''Haw, haw!''"
+*''"Well, hello! I do believe it's penalty time! Let's see who has my precious Bowser Card...'' (Determining who gets the Bowser Penalty in [[Shy Guy's Shuffle City]])
-*"''Bwahaha! Aw shucks! Here's 1 star as a present for you!''"
+*''"What? We have a tie for last place? Well, leave it to me to break the tie!"''
-*"''Be grateful for that! Bwahaha!''"
+*''"All right, time for another minigame! There are [[Bowser Dice Block|Bowser Dice Blocks]] on the line!"''
-*"''Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on!''"
+*''"BWAHAHAHA! The goal is just around the corner! So let's see who's in first...I mean, LAST place!"'' (Showing the current standings in [[Bowser's Peculiar Peak]])
-*"''So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!''"
+*''"What? It says that your fate is to go back X [[Space (Mario Party series)|spaces]]. This can't be right!"'' (When the player goes back spaces in Bowser's Peculiar Peak)
-*"''Ah, phooey! This stinks!''"
-*"''Then get ready for another shrinky serving from the [[Minimizer]]!''"
-*"''You broke the Minimizer! NOOOOOOO!!!''"
-*"''You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! What should I do to mess with you... What to do... I GOT IT!''"
-*"''You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!''"
-*"''You gotta gimme charity! Stop your grumbling! You gotta give 10 coins to each player! Don't like helping your friends?''"
-*"''There! Everyone best buddies now? Bwahaha!''"
-*"''You gotta gimme a star! Don't grumble! Just gimme your star!''"
-*"''Bwahaha! Isn't that just SUPER?! I got myself a star!''"
-*"''Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?''"
-*"''Bwahaha! Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!''"
-*"''Check out my [[Bowser's Pinball Machine|pinball machine]]! No one's got better games than me!''"
-*"''OK, I got this great gadget for our final fight! Cower before the power of my new [[Megamorph Belt]]!''"
-====''[[Mario Party 9]]''====
+=====''[[Mario Party 10]]''=====
-*"''Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those Mini Stars to good use!''"
+*''"''<player>''! You freed me! Now gimme some of your Mini Stars!"'' (After being freed)
-*"''These Mini Stars are all MINE!''"
+*''"OK! Think you can handle 10,000 Mini Stars?"''
-*"''Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten lava explosions? That's [[Magma Mine]]!''"
+*''"Aaaahahaha! Like I'd actually give 'em to you!"''
-*"''I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!''"
-*"''Presenting the ferocious [[Spike]] and the mighty [[Chain Chomp]]!!''"
-*"''Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!''"
-*"''I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!''"
-*"''Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!''" (giving the players a 1-2-3 or 0-1 [[Dice Block]] in the Speed Star Colony captain event)
-*"''Hey, captain (character)! My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!''"
-*"''Let's see what you're in for...''"
-*"''I've got a present for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of presents?''"
-*"''Here you go! Just for you!''" (answering "Yes")
-*"''Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!''" (answering "No")
-*"''No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!''" (answering "No"; second option)
-*"''I've got a TON of presents with you name on them! Take 'em!''"
-*"''Everyone check their watch! That's right, it's Bowser time!!''"
-*"''Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad.''"
-*"''Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?''"
-*"''I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!''"
-*"''Here! I'll double your [[Banana]]s! You can thank me later!''"
-*"''Whoops! Can't split up these 2 [or 3] [[Mini Star]]s left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!''"
-*"''BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!''"
-*"''Later, fools!''"
-*"''Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!''"
-*"''Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!''"
-*"''My furious minion [[Wiggler]] will defeat you all!''"
-*"''Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?''"
-*"''At least pick a minigame you're good at!''"
-*"''Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then.''"
-*"''Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars [or Bananas], coming right up!''"
-*"''What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!''"
-*"''What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry...and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!''"
-*"''Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that.''"
-*"''If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming! Bwahaha!''" (If all players won in [[Reverse Minigame]])
-*"''If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion!''"
-*"''You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!''"
-*"''Wait, outer space? [[Bowser Station]]? THAT MEANS THEY'RE COMING HERE!''"
-*"''Witness my true power!''"
-*"''I've failed. My dream of a having a castle decorated with Mini Stars is over...''"
-====''[[Mario Party: Island Tour]]''====
+====''[[Fortune Street]]''====
-*"''What's this? Why wasn't I invited to the party? BAH! I'll make my [[Bowser's Tower|own party]]! A party fit for Bowser. BWAHAHA!''"
+*<i>"Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine - castle and all!"
-*"''You're ALL invited to join me at this party! BWAHAHA!''"
+*"Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?"
-*"''I've got some great ideas for party favors! Oh ho ho...''"
+*"Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!"
-*"''Not so fast! Before I allow you to play another [[minigame]], I've got a surprise for you...''"
+*"Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!"
-*"''It's a random punishment! BWAHAHA! Because climbing the tower isn't hard enough already.''"
+*"What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?"
-*"''So we'll take a quick look at Bowser's List and see what delightful penalty I get to inflict! FUN!''"
+*"You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!"
-*"''All right, hand over your Mario Party Points!''" (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")
+*"After I beat this bunch of losers, I’m gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!"
-*"''(What am I going to do with all these things, anyway?)''" (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")
+*"This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I’m never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (regarding the ''Super Mario Bros.'' theme)
-*"''Uh...you know what? I'm feeling benevolent. You can keep your precious points. FOR NOW.''" (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")
+*"Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn't awesome!"
-*"''I'll just have to stop you myself!''"
+*"What's all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!"
-*"''Meh, WHATEVER! The next [[Dry Bowser|guard]] is a close family friend. BWAHAHA!''"
+*"I'm gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like... Mario!"
-*"''I hope you don't think I'm going to go easy on you or anything.''" (To Bowser Jr. in [[Bowser's Tower]])
+*"Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I’m gonna make a mess of it! Mario’d better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!"
-*"''Aw, who am I kidding? There's a special place in my black heart for you, Son.''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
+*"Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I’ll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!"
-*"''You're really a chip off the old block! I'm so proud... Sniff!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
+*"Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
-*"''I should be mad...but I'm just so proud! Good job, Son!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
+*"Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
-*"''BWAHAHA! A little father-son rivalry never hurt anyone. Bring it on, Son!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
+*"I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
-*"''Well, Junior always said he wanted to be a hero, so I gave him the opportunity.''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
+*"Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab [female playable character]? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
-*"''BWAHAHA! Did you really think I'd let my own son defeat me like that? I hope you had fun playing the hero, kiddo!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
+*"Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
-*"''Hey, Junior! Take [[Toad]] with you, and go back to the first floor!''"
+*"Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"</i>
-*"''I guess you must have learned it from watching your dad! You're a good kid.''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
+*'''Lands on a closed shop:''' ''"Hey, who owns this shop!? It's closed! Nice work ethic, wimp!"''
-*"''Although you are my son. I guess I'm a little proud...''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
+*'''Lands on a shop with -50% price:''' ''"Huh!? Everything's half off? Must be a going-out-of-business sale! Gwah hah!"''
-*"''Wow, though, I didn't realise you'd got this strong!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
+*'''Lands on a shop with +30% price:''' ''"These prices are all wrong! Huh!? Whaddya mean you raised 'em temporarily!?"''
-*"''That's my boy, all right!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
+*'''Pays rent to 1st:''' ''"GRRRROAR! Think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? Well, enjoy first place while it lasts!"''
-*"''...I don't care if you are my son! I'll still take you down if you try to stop me!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
+*'''Pays rent to 4th:''' ''"Last place, huh? Keep slacking off like this, and you're never gonna win! Bwah hah hah!"''
-*"''GA HA HA! Did you have fun playing the hero, son?''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
+*'''Female Player in 1st:''' ''"GRRROAR! How did you get so far ahead of everyone else, (player's name)?"''
-*"''My boy here says he wants to be a hero, so I whipped up some more fun for the two of us!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
+*'''To Male Player when Player is approaching victory:''' ''"Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but [[Mario]]! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"''
-*"''Don't forget, I'll always be waiting at the top of my tower, if you want to spend some quality time with your dad!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
+*'''To Female Player when Player is approaching victory:''' ''"ARGH! You leave me no choice, (player's name)! Maybe I'll just steal your gold and make a break for the bank!"''
-*"''Oh, hello. Don't mind me! I'll just slip a [[Bowser Card]] into the deck and be on my way. BWAHAHAHAHA!''" (Handing out the Bowser Card in [[Shy Guy's Shuffle City]])
+*'''To Male Player upon landing on a cheap shop:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic, (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"''
-*"''BAH! Nobody apologizes on my behalf! I'll be back in 3 rounds with a fiendish surprise for the player with my card!''"
+*'''To Female Player upon landing on a cheap shop:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Did you lower the prices just so I'd stop by, (player's name)?''"
-*"''Well, hello! I do believe it's penalty time! Let's see who has my precious Bowser Card...''" (Determining who gets the Bowser Penalty in Shy Guy's Shuffle City)
+*'''To Male Player upon landing on an average shop:''' ''"HEY, are you trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)?"''
-*"''What? We have a tie for last place? Well, leave it to me to break the tie!''"
+*'''To Female Player upon landing on an average shop:''' ''"HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"''
-*"''All right, time for another minigame! There are [[Bowser Dice Block|Bowser Dice Blocks]] on the line!''"
+*'''To Male Player upon landing on an expensive shop:''' ''"You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask [[Mario]] how that's worked out for him!"''
-*"''BWAHAHAHA! The goal is just around the corner! So let's see who's in first...I mean, LAST place!''" (Showing the current standings in [[Bowser's Peculiar Peak]])
+*'''To Female Player upon landing on an expensive shop:''' ''"You're worse than [[Princess Peach|Peach]], (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"''
-*"''What? It says that your fate is to go back X [[Space (Mario Party series)|spaces]]. This can't be right!''" (When the player goes back spaces in Bowser's Peculiar Peak)
+*'''To Male Player when Player lands on his shop:''' ''"Thanks for your generous donation to the Bowser Awesomeness Fund, (player's name)! Bwah hah!"''
+*''' To Female Player when Player lands on his shop:''' ''"Bwah hah! Take all the time you want, (player's name)! You'll need a while to count out all that gold!"''
+*'''Going bankrupt:''' ''"WHAT!? Where's [[Mario]]? I bet this is all HIS fault!"''
+*'''Going bankrupt:''' ''"NOOOO! Now there's nothing left for me to do... Nothing except wreak a little havoc around here!"''
-====''[[Mario Party 10]]''====
+=====To ''Mario'' Characters=====
-*"''<player>! You freed me! Now gimme some of your Mini Stars!''" (After being freed)
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, [[Mario]]!"''
-*"''Now I'll just scatter some [[Bowser Space]]s around the board to liven things up a bit!''"
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by [[Luigi]] now!"''
-*"''OK! Think you can handle 10,000 Mini Stars?''"
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"[[Princess Peach|Peach]], don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"''
-*"''Aaaahahaha! Like I'd actually give 'em to you!''"
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"[[Yoshi]], you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"''
-*"''What? You don't have any Mini Stars? Pathetic!''"
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"[[Toad]]'s about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Think you're pretty special, huh, [[Wario]]? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"[[Waluigi]], you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You think you're gonna win, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, what's the big idea, [[Birdo]]!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let [[Diddy Kong]] get in the lead?"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"[[Mario]]! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GRRR! [[Luigi|LUIGI]]! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Huh? [[Princess Peach]] was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, [[Yoshi]]!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You trying to make me lose face, [[Toad]]!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"NOOO! [[Donkey Kong]], you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"[[Wario]]! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Don't let it go to your head, [[Waluigi]]! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"What do you think you're doing, [[Birdo]]!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"[[Diddy Kong]]! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"''
-====''[[Mario Party: Star Rush]]''====
+=====To ''Dragon Quest'' Characters=====
-*"''Don't you dare keep me waiting, losers!''"
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"''
-*"''Oh, and I've got a fun surprise for any wimps who can't keep up! BWA HA HA!''"
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"''
-*"''Huh?! You've got no Stars? NONE?! BO-RING! Here, chump. Have this one.''"
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, [[Angelo]]! BWAHAHAHA!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's [[Alena]] so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, [[Jessica]]!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"[[Stella|STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA]]! Grr. This just ain't right."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks—go buy yourself something nice!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"What a cute little shop, [[Stella]]! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Why, you slimy little - I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every [[Princess Peach|pr]][[Princess Daisy|inc]][[Princessa|ess]] out to get me!?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, [[Stella]]!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Better watch your back, [[Yangus]]! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"GRRRRR! Better watch out, [[Carver]]. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"''
-===''[[Mario's Memory Madness]]''===
+===RPGs===
-*"''Now I've got all of Mario's magic cards!''"
+====''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]''====
-*"''You escaped with [number] coins this time, but I dare you to try again!''"
+*<i>"Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!"
+*"What a joke! Put some muscle into it!"
+*"N...n...NO!!!"
+*"It's a chain reaction!!"
+*"Eyaaaaa!"
+*"This should FINISH you!"
+*"Mwa ha! Did you think I was just going to GIVE her to ya? You're always in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!"
+*"Fungah! Foiled again!"
+*"The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"
+*"I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
+*'"All this power, and good looks too!  I know what you're thinking..."
+*"I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! But I'm gonna let you join the Koopa Troop. You can thank me later..."
+*"Mario, she's a bit shy. Look the other way, will you?"</i> - (about his Chain Chomp)
+*<i>"You can turn around now. She says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite out of Booster. So now... She wants to help us stir up a little trouble! Mwa, ha, ha!!"
+*"I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
+*"No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME It just wouldn't be right!"
+*"Here I was, thinking of a plan to get my castle back, and all of a sudden, Mario walks up to me and BEGS me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice BUT to let him in! It was so pathetic!"
+*"Hey, sounds good to me! Let's just forget about these Star things!"
+*"If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"
+*"Smithy's gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!"
+*"Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!"
+*"I oughta rip your stuffing out!"
+*"I can't just be PALS with these cretins! I've got an image to keep!"
+*"Like the moon over <br> The day, my genius and brawn <br> Are lost on these fools."
+*"And I'll take care of myself!"</i> (a response to the rest of the team saying ''One for all and all for one!"''
+*"''Just hand it over and get OUTTA MY CASTLE!"''
-===[[Paper Mario (series)|''Paper Mario'' series]]===
+====''Paper Mario'' series====
-====''[[Paper Mario]]''====
+=====''[[Paper Mario]]''=====
-*"''I wanna trounce Mario!''"
+*<i>"I wanna trounce Mario!"
-*"''I want Princess Peach to like me!''"
+*"I want Princess Peach to like me!"
-*"''Here you go Mario, good night.''"
+*"Here you go Mario, good night."
-*"''Long time, no see, Princess Peach!''"
+*"Long time, no see, Princess Peach!"
-*"''Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey me!''"
+*"Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey me!"
-*"''Today your pathetic little attacks won't beat me.''"
+*"Today your pathetic little attacks won't beat me."
-*"''Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!''"
+*"Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!"
-*"''With the power of the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]], I can finally have everything I've always wanted!''"
+*"With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"
-*"''Yes! Oh, yeah! I did it! I finally did it! I beat my old rival Mario! Yessss!''"
+*"I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me..."
-*"''I couldn't be happier, [[Bowser's diary|diary]]! I hope she likes me...''"
+*"Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"
-*"''Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?''"
+*"Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."
-*"''Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach.''"
+*"That jerk, Mario just beat the Koopa Bros. and Tutankoopa. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"
-*"''That jerk, Mario just beat the [[Koopa Bros.]] and [[Tutankoopa]]. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!''"
+*"Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"
-*"''Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!''"
+*"Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess."
-*"''Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess.''"
+*"What's this whiny little glittery thing? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"
-*"''What's this [[Twink|whiny little glittery thing]]? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!''"
+*"Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"
-*"''Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!''"
+*"Mario always defeats me... This time I became invincible and I STILL couldn't beat him!"</i>
-*"''Ohhhhhhh, NOOO!!!! Mario defeated me...again... He always defeats me... This time I became invincible! And I STILL couldn't beat him! ''Darn it!!!!!"
-====''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''====
+=====''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''=====
-*"''Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... [[Kammy Koopa|Kammy]]! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?''"
+*"<i>Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?"
-*"''Oh, go ON, Mr. Comedian! I'm just DYING to hear the rest of your HILARIOUS story!''"
+*"Oh, go ON, Mr. Comedian! I'm just DYING to hear the rest of your HILARIOUS story!"
-*"''Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby–sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!''"
+*"Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby–sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
-*"''[[Crystal Stars]]? They sound like great world–conquering tools! I want 'em!''"
+*"Crystal Stars? They sound like great world–conquering tools! I want 'em!"
-*"''Do I... I LOVE Fried Eggs! LOVE'em!''"
+*"I LOVE Fried Eggs! LOVE'em!"
-*"''Gag... Ugh! I almost threw up just now! I CAN'T STAND FRIED EGGS!''"
+*''"But...what a weird question. Why do you ask?"
-*"''But...what a weird question. Why do you ask?''"
+*"AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
-*"''AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!''"
+*"Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say–so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"
-*"''Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say–so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to [[Rogueport]], NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!''"
+*"I, Bowser, the mighty Koopa King, offer my greeting!"
-*"''I, Bowser, the mighty Koopa King, offer my greeting!''"
+*"Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
-*"''Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!''"
+*"You're both too old."
-*"''You're both too old.''"
+*"It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
-*"''It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!''"
+*"Uh, actually, it's YOU who's gonna spill every bit of info out of your big, ugly head!"
-*"''Uh, actually, it's YOU who's gonna spill every bit of info out of your big, ugly head!''"
+*"I don't know anybody named Gonzales! Stop speaking in riddles, you chicken nugget!"
-*"''I don't know anybody named Gonzales! Stop speaking in riddles, you chicken nugget!''"
+*"CRUD!!! Who do I have to flatten to get a Crystal Star?!? Who?!? WHOOOO?!?"
-*"''CRUD!!! Who do I have to flatten to get a Crystal Star?!? Who?!? WHOOOO?!?''"
+*"Well, we're here! Now where's this stupid Poshley Sanctum? A Crystal Star's there, right?"
-*"''Well, we're here! Now where's this stupid [[Poshley Sanctum]]? A Crystal Star's there, right?''"
+*"Great! About time something worked out for old Bowser! In we go!"
-*"''Great! About time something worked out for old Bowser! In we go!''"
+*"Wh–What? That's... disgusting! Get away from me, psycho! You can't have my horns!"
-*"''Wh–What? That's... disgusting! Get away from me, psycho! You can't have my horns!''"
+*"...Whoa. I don't have a CLUE what you're talking about! You people scare me. Seriously."
-*"''...Whoa. I don't have a CLUE what you're talking about! You people scare me. Seriously.''"
+*"I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
-*"''I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!''"
+*"DARN IT!"
-*"''DARN IT!''"
+*"Whoa, baby! Awesome! It opened! Talk about lucky! I guess rage really pays!"
-*"''Whoa, baby! Awesome! It opened! Talk about lucky! I guess rage really pays!''"
+*"Yes! This is it, Haggy!!! This is finally it!"
-*"''Yes! This is it, Haggy!!! This is finally it!''"
+*"Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! At last, I've gotten my mitts on a Crystal Star! YESSS!!!"
-*"''Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! At last, I've gotten my mitts on a Crystal Star! YESSS!!!''"
+*"What are you implying? I'm no little thief, I'm..."''
-*"''What are you implying? I'm no little thief, I'm...''"
+*"Bowser, the Remorseless King of Evil! So I'll take what I want! And I want THIS!"
-*"''Bowser, the Remorseless King of Evil! So I'll take what I want! And I want THIS!''"
+*"Bowser, the Shadow Thief! Not A thief, the BEST thief! I'll be taking this, thanks!"
-*"''Bowser, the Shadow Thief! Not A thief, the BEST thief! I'll be taking this, thanks!''"
+*"The great [[Koopa Koot]]! I'm taking this! Mess with me, and I'll bore you to death!"
-*"''The great [[Koopa Koot]]! I'm taking this! Mess with me, and I'll bore you to death!''"
+*"Whuh-WHAAAAAAAAT?!? A FAKE?!?"
-*"''Whuh-WHAAAAAAAAT?!? A FAKE?!?''"
+*"You have got to be kidding me. You mean to tell me that LUIGI beat me here?"
-*"''You have got to be kidding me. You mean to tell me that LUIGI beat me here?''"
+*"ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
-*"''ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!''"
+*"The Thousand-Year Door...? What in the heck is that?"
-*"''[[The Thousand-Year Door]]...? What in the heck is that?''"
+*"YAARGHH!!! Then I'm going there, too! IMMEDIATELY! And I'm gonna RUIN Mario!"
-*"''YAARGHH!!! Then I'm going there, too! IMMEDIATELY! And I'm gonna RUIN Mario!''"
+*"What's the matter? All tired from battle, Mario? Yes! Easy pickings!"
-*"''What's the matter? All tired from battle, Mario? Yes! Easy pickings!''"
+*"Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
-*"''Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!''"
+*"Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"</i>
-*"''Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!''"
-*"''Graaaaaaaaaaaagh! No more! Kammy! Take care of this, you burly hag, you...''"
-====''[[Super Paper Mario]]''====
+=====''[[Super Paper Mario]]''=====
-*"''Listen well, my elite minion task force!''"
+*<i>"Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome new fort."
-*"''It's time to initiate my awesome plot to invade Mushroom Castle! Today is the day I make my beloved Princess Peach ALL MINE! And if that weren't awesome enough, I'll ALSO stomp her little mustached buddies!''"
+*"Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!"
-*"''Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!''"
+*"Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
-*"''Hey! Who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions!''"
+*"Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
-*"''Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!''"
+*"I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!"
-*"''I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... [[Count Bleck]]!''"
+*"Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!"
-*"''Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!''"
+*"Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!"
-*"''Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!''"
+*"MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
-*"''Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome lair...''"
+*"No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
-*"''MARIO! …and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!''"
+*"But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
-*"''No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!''"
+*"What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
-*"''But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans.''"
+*"Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."
-*"''What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?''"
+*"NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"
-*"''Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario.''"
+*"Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
-*"''NO! I'M NOT SWEET!''"
+*''"Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
-*"''Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid [[Pure Heart|Precious Heart]], or whatever you call it.''"
+*"Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"
-*"''Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating.''"
+*"Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
-*"''Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!''"
+*"Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
-*"''Who are you supposed to be, [[Dimentio|Mr. Frilly Pants]]? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?''"
+*"Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"
-*"''Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!''"
+*"Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
-*"''Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!''"
+*"Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
-*"''Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?''"
+*"Good gravy, you're ugly!"
-*"''Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!''"
+*"Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!"
-*"''Good gravy, [[Squirps|you]]'re ugly!''"
+*"Space niblet! You OK?"
-*"''Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!''"
+*"Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
-*"''Space niblet! You OK?''"
+*"Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"
-*"''Hrmm... [[Mr. L]]. What a nutjob.''"
+*"Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?"
-*"''Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!''"
+*"Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?"
-*"''Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?''"
+*"WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!"
-*"''Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?''"
+*"Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!"
-*"''WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!''"
+*"Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"
-*"''Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!''"
+*"What am I, blind? Shut up."
-*"''Count Bleck, [[Floro Sapien]]s, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!''"
+*"Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."
-*"''What am I, blind? Shut up.''"
+*"You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
-*"''Hey [[O'Chunks|O'Fatty]]! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously.''"
+*"Man, what a crybaby."
-*"''You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist.''"
+*"You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
-*"''Man, what a crybaby.''"
+*"Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
-*"''You part of that [[Flint Cragley|idiot]]'s crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!''"
+*"Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
-*"''Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!''"
+*"Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those Cragnons go!"
-*"''Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!''"
+*"'Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on you and wear you like a hat!"
-*"''Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, [[King Croacus IV|pretty boy]]? Let those [[Cragnon]]s go!''"
+*"I don't know who you are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!"
-*"'''Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on you and wear you like a hat!''"
+*"Outta the way, pigtails!"
-*"''I don't know who [[King Sammer|you]] are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!''"
+*"I'm all for being evil, but this is overkill."
-*"''Outta the way, [[Mimi|pigtails]]!''"
+*"Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
-*"''I'm all for being evil, but [[World of Nothing|this]] is overkill.''"
+*"Minions need to learn respect."
-*"''Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell.''"
+*"That Mr. L freak is a total insano."
-*"''Minions need to learn respect.''"
+*"Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
-*"''That Mr. L freak is a total insano.''"
+*"You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
-*"''Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!''"
+*"Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
-*"''You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!''"
+*"She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
-*"''Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!''"
+*"Shut yon trap, fluffy! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!"
-*"''She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!''"
+*"Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!"
-*"''Shut yon trap, [[Luvbi|fluffy]]! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!''"
+*"Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?"
-*"''Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!''"
+*"Are you the leader of all those Underwhere hoodlums?"
-*"''Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?''"
+*"Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!"
-*"''Are you the leader of all those [[Underwhere]] hoodlums?''"
+*"Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!"
-*"''Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!''"
+*"I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
-*"''Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!''"
+*"Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
-*"''I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy.''"
+*"Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
-*"''Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!''"
+*"Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
-*"''Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!''"
+*"Tippi! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump him!"
-*"''Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!''"
+*"You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
-*"''[[Tippi]]! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump [[Super Dimentio|him]]!''"
+*"Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!"
-*"''You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!''"
+*"Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!"
-*"''Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!''"
+*"Bwa ha! Did I look worried? Shadoo, boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!"
-*"''Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!''"
+*"Who are you, Chirpy?"</i>
-*"''Bwa ha! Did I look worried? [[Shadoo]], boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!''"
-*"''Who are you, [[Piccolo|Chirpy]]?''"
-*"''Oh, COME ON! You're giving up already?''"
-====''[[Paper Mario: Color Splash]]''====
+====''Mario & Luigi'' series====
-*"''BWAHAHA! Feast your eyes!''"
-*"''I have harnessed the power of the [[black paint]]! Nothing can stop me now! Soon I will share the dark gift of black paint with the entire world! GWAHAHA! Later, chumps!''"
-*"''Well, well, well. Mario! I must admit- I didn't think you'd make it this far.''"
-*"''Your beloved Princess Peach is here too! I knew she wouldn't want to miss this. Of course, I couldn't have her sending out those pesky little letters behind my back... You know what she said when I caught her spying on me? "I've been framed!" BAHAHAHA!''"
-*"''BWAHAHA! Put a lid on it, [[Huey|Rusty]]! I'll show you the true meaning of PAINT!''"
-*"''Huh? Mario?! What are you doing in my castle, chump?! Is...is Princess Peach with you?''"
-*"''GRAAAAAAAAARH! IGNORE THE WORDS I JUST SAID! SUFFER THE TRUE POWER OF BLACK PAINT!''"
-*"''Running won't get you anywhere! This doesn't end until one of us drops. Most likely you!''"
-*"''YOU DARE STEAL THE BLACK PAINT?! LET'S SEE YOU BLOCK...THIS!''"
-*"''ARGH! THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO FACE...MY LAST BREATH!''"
-*"''OK, NOW THIS IS *REALLY* MY LAST BREATH. THE OTHER ONE WAS A WARM-UP!''"
-*"''Wha...? What's going on? MARIO?! What are YOU doing here? Do we have a [[Mario Kart (series)|kart race]] scheduled for today? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BRAIN, CHUMPS?! And why do I feel like I just got hit by a bus?!''"
-====''[[Paper Mario: The Origami King]]''====
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-*"''I can see what you're about to do to my minion, and I order you to CUT IT OUT!''"
-*"''Mario! You're here too? Well? What are you waiting for? Get me down from this thing! Even you know this is no way to treat royalty.''"
-*"''I've got a body too! Those folded jerks just...bent it in ways that I won't describe in detail right now. It's seen worse, believe me.''"
-*"''Never mind that! I am the great King Bowser, and I demand to be set free and unfolded!''"
-*"''Now, Mario... Ignore your floating friend and get me down from here. Bowser commands you! I would do the same for you. You need me as much as I need you. ADMIT IT! Plus...I can tell you a secret after you free me. No one can resist a good secret! BWAHAHA!''"
-*"''Hey! Don't just leave me hanging. Get me down from here!''"
-*"''C'monnnn! I know we've had our differences, but you've gotta help me out here!''"
-*"''Nooo! It's like pulling a bandage off halfway!''"
-*"''...Oh. Kinda thought I'd just...unfold or something. Bah! No matter! Now, as for that secret I promised to tell you...there's a hidden exit in this room. I heard those jerks talking about it. Lousy, no-good, body-folding jerks... Now hurry up and find it! And I'll LET you bring me along when you escape.''"
-*"''*huff* Hey, slow down! I'm walkin' with my face here! Nobody makes Bowser walk with his face! I mean...obviously they DID... But they're not gonna get away with it!''"
-*"''She can't see me like this...''"
-*"''Hey! I'm crisp!''"
-*"''Now THAT is dysfunctional...''"
-*"''Bwahaha! No wonder your cart is so slow. How long has that thing been stuck in the pipe?!''" (To Luigi after Mario finds the key to Peach's Castle stuck in one of the back pipes of Luigi's kart.)
-*"''Ahhh...something came loose...''" (After the staple is removed.)
-*"''YES! I'm back! We'll never speak of this again. Got it?!''" (After Mario returns him to normal by hitting him with his hammer.)
-*"''BWAHAHA! That's right! Now, let's find that twerp brother of yours and see what HE thinks of me in all my glory... I also wouldn't mind showing Princess Peach that I'm not a sandwich board anymore.''" (After Olivia comments about how he is big, strong, and scary.)
-*"''Hey, origami girl! Look at me. I'm Bowser! I breathe fire and punch through solid rock sometimes! You think I'm scared of that little twerp? Plus, I mean... I'm raising Junior! You think that's easy? Try parenting a high-energy kid with access to a flying car and his own army! Your brother doesn't scare me.''" (To Olivia before facing Olly.)
-===[[Mario Golf (series)|''Mario Golf'' series]]===
-====''[[Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]]''====
-*"''I rule! Heh heh heh!''"
-*"''Amateur!''"
-*"''Do it!''"
-*"''Go!''"
-====''[[Mario Golf: World Tour]]''====
-*"''GAH HA HA HA! There's no WAY you're ready for a round against ME. Keep practicing, pip-squeak!''"
-*"''It takes guts to brag to me about winning two championships. I like it! You'd make a decent henchman.''"
-===''Mario & Luigi'' series===
-*"''Green 'Stache!''"
 =====''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]''=====
-*"''Mario! Do something super!''"
+*<i>"Mario! Do something super!"
-*"''Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!''"
+*"Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!"
-*"''Urk... blaaargh...''"
+*"Urk... blaaargh..."
-*"''Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!''"
+*"Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!"
-*"''Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my [[Bowser's Castle|castle]]!''"
+*"Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
-*"''Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!''"
+*"Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
-*"''I am Bowser The King!''"
+*"I am Bowser The King!"
-*"''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!''"
+*"Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
-*"''We'll take my [[Koopa Cruiser]] and reach the [[Beanbean Kingdom]] in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!''"
+*"We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"
-*"''We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!''"
+*"We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
-*"''Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, [[Luigi|Mr. Green]]. I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway.''"
+*"Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, Mr. Green. I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway."
-*"''Eh? What's with all the hoopla?''"
+*"Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
-*"''You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?''"
+*"You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
-*"''Ow... Grrrr... Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?''"
+*"Ow... Grrrr... Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"
-*"''Have it your way...''"
+*"Have it your way..."</i>
-*"''Wh-whoa, where am I? What have I been doing?''"
-====''[[Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time]]''====
+=====''[[Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time]]''=====
-*"''Gwah ha ha ha!''"
+*<i>"Gwah ha ha ha!"
-*"''This time, the [[Princess Peach|princess]] will be MINE, you fools!''"
+*"This time, the princess will be MINE, you fools!"
-*"''Huh? Mario and that green wimp are here? What are the odds? I'll admit, you handed me my shell before, but not this time! Oh yeah! My horoscope said so! Today's the day I win it all! Gwah ha ha ha! I RULE!''"
+*"Huh? Mario and that green wimp are here? What are the odds? I'll admit, you handed me my shell before, but not this time! Oh yeah! My horoscope said so! Today's the day I win it all! Gwah ha ha ha! I RULE!"
-*"''Urgh...YUUUUCK!''"
+*"Urgh...YUUUUCK!"
-*"''Gotta go!''"
+*"Gotta go!"
-*"''This place is a pit! It's hot, stinky, dangerous, and one humongous fire hazard! I LOVE IT! Talk about a perfect place for me to build a second castle!''"
+*"This place is a pit! It's hot, stinky, dangerous, and one humongous fire hazard! I LOVE IT! Talk about a perfect place for me to build a second castle!"
-*"''This place belongs to ME, you [[Baby Bowser|twerp]]!''"
+*"This place belongs to ME, you twerp!"</i> - talking to [[Baby Bowser]] (not recognizing him as his past self)
-*"''YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!''"
+*<i>"YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!"
-*"''Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!''"
+*"Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!"
-*"''Bwah ha ha! This little firebrand reminds me of a younger me. Look at him! The kid's got a flair of evil! I'm bringing him on board as my partner, and the two of us are gonna thrash you losers!''"
+*"Bwah ha ha! This little firebrand reminds me of a younger me. Look at him! The kid's got a flair of evil! I'm bringing him on board as my partner, and the two of us are gonna thrash you losers!"
-*"''GLAAAAAAARGH! [[Baby Bowser|Little dude]]! Get stronger and more evil! Always!''"
+*"GLAAAAAAARGH! Little dude! Get stronger and more evil! Always!"
-*"''SHNARFL? BLAARGH! Mmm...I can feel a power burning in my belly! What in the world did you feed me?''"
+*"SHNARFL? BLAARGH! Mmm...I can feel a power burning in my belly! What in the world did you feed me?"
-*"''Gwah hah hah hah! Aw, who cares what it was? I've been reborn!''"
+*"Gwah hah hah hah! Aw, who cares what it was? I've been reborn!"
-*"''Mario! [[Luigi|Green 'Stache]]! And you brats, too! NO MERCY FOR YOU!''"
+*"Mario! Green 'Stache! And you brats, too! NO MERCY FOR YOU!"
-*"''Hey! Listen here! For now on, you guys get NO chance to attack! I'm gonna flatten you with an attack barrage, baby! Enjoy! Bwah ha!''"
+*"Hey! Listen here! For now on, you guys get NO chance to attack! I'm gonna flatten you with a attack barrage, baby! Enjoy! Bwah ha!"
-*"''Bwah ha ha! Sorry! No attacking!''"
+*"Bwah ha ha! Sorry! No attacking!"
-*"''You can't dodge 'em all!''"
+*"You can't dodge 'em all!"
-*"''Grrrrrrr! You pesky bugs!''"
+*"Grrrrrrr! You pesky bugs!"
-*"''Hungh?! WARGH! What?!''"
+*"Hungh?! WARGH! What?!"</i>
-====''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story]]''====
+=====''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story]]''=====
-*"''SHOWTIME.''"
+*<i>"SHOWTIME."
-*"''Did somebody page the king of awesome?''"
+*"Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
-*"''Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! [[Toadsworth]]! Back me up!''"
+*"Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
-*"''MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!''"
+*"MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
-*"''Gee, well pardon ME, your royal genius!''"
+*"Gee, well pardon ME, your royal genius!"
-*"''Taste defeat? [[Midbus|You're]] gonna taste my fist, you little piglet!''"
+*"Taste defeat? [[Midbus|You're]] gonna taste my fist, you little piglet!"
-*"'''Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?''"
+*"Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?"
-*"''I'll build a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE.''"
+*"I'll build a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE."
-*"''[[Wiggler Family#The Wiggler (Boss)|You]] like compost? I'll compost your face!''"
+*"You like compost? I'll compost your face!"
-*"''A pox? [[Dr. Toadley|You're]] a pox!''"
+*"A pox? [[Dr. Toadley|You're]] a pox!"
-*"''Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!''"
+*"Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!"
-*"''GWAHAHA! You figure out who's tougher yet, [[Blizzard Midbus|Mr. Ice Cube]]?''"
+*''"GWAHAHA! You figure out who's tougher yet, [[Blizzard Midbus|Mr. Ice Cube]]?
-*"''GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!''"
+*"GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!
-*"''What's wrong with you? Your color is...weird! Well, whatever. I'll still win this fight, no prob! And for the finale, one KO punch! HERE I GO!''"
+*"What's the matter with you? Your color is...weird! But, whatever. I'm still gonna win this fight, no prob! And for the finale, one KO punch! HERE I GO!"
-*"''Hey... [[Dark Bowser|You]] just ACTED like [[Bowser|me]]. That doesn't mean you ARE me. You're no match for the real deal, original Bowser...''"
+*"TOO MANY WORDS."
-*"''Right...You... ...<small>LOST</small>.''"
+*"Right...You... ...<span class="smallcaps" style="font-variant:small-caps;">lost</span>.</i>
-====''[[Mario & Luigi: Dream Team]]''====
+=====''[[Mario & Luigi: Dream Team]]''=====
-*"''Give it to me straight. Princess Peach is gone? Hello? That is MY thing! Only I get to kidnap her! TREASON!''"
+*<i>"Give it to me straight. Princess Peach is gone? Hello? That is MY thing! Only I get to kidnap her! TREASON!"
-*"''BAH! I hate beaches as much as I hate your voice!''"
+*"BAH! I hate beaches as much as I hate your voice!"
-*"''But I don't have time to deal with you now. See, kidnapping Princess Peach is my calling in life! I don't care what you did; I'll find her and nab her!''"
+*"But I don't have time to deal with you now. See, kidnapping Princess Peach is my calling in life! I don't care what you did; I'll find her and nab her!"
-*"''What's this [[Dream Portal|stupid warpy thing]]?''"
+*"What's this [[Dream Portal|stupid warpy thing]]?"
-*"''That warpy thing smells like her perfume! Oh, yeah, she's in there. I'm sure of it!''"
+*"That warpy thing smells like her perfume! Oh, yeah, she's in there. I'm sure of it!"
-*"''You think I'll let Mario find her before me?!''"
+*"You think I'll let Mario find her before me?!"
-*"''Blech! Say it, don't spray it, [[Antasma|dingbat]]! I don't "vork" with anyone! Get real!''"
+*"Blech! Say it, don't spray it, [[Antasma|dingbat]]! I don't "vork" with anyone!"
-*"''Huh?! What are you sayin', [[Antasma|batface]]?!''"
+*"Huh?! What are you sayin', batface?!
-*"''Bad news, Super Loser Bros.! Big bad Bowser is about to be even big-badder!''"
+*"Bad news, Super Loser Bros.! Big bad Bowser is about to be even big-badder!"
-*"''Hey, ugly! Learn to fly!''"
+*"Hey, ugly! Learn to fly!"
-*"''Not bad! You look pretty evil!''"
+*"Hmph! I don't work well with others!"
-*"''Solid! Let's do it! But, where to begin? THINK, MINIONS!''"
+*"I mean that you're a idiot! You thought you were using me?! ME?! Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!"
-*"''You fools! Be more smart!''"
+*"I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser!"
-*"''Yes, I like it. You don't have to screech at me. Anyway, It's PERFECT for world conquering! And I will name it [[Neo Bowser Castle]]!''"
+*"Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you."
-*"''YES! AWESOME! This thing is NASTY! With this castle, we can do whatever we want!''"
+*"Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!"
-*"''Hmph! Mario and his buddies... All up in my castle. Guy is probably patting himself on the back for knocking my pad down! What a JERK.''"
+*"Dream Stone! Disappear [[Mario Bros.|'em]].
-*"''Whatever. Forget about them! Let's conquer the world already!''"
+*"Wha?! The Dream Stone?! NOT YET!
-*"''Right, right. Dream energy, gotcha. Wanna conk out some minions?''"
+*"That Antasma guy just stunk it up! AND [[Elite Trio|YOU GUYS]]! Actually...no. You did well by your normal standards."
-*"''Yeah... You've got a point. I am pretty incredible.''"
+*"I'll be back!"
-*"''Let's do it! I'll throw a massive sleep-down right now!''"
+*"Mario! Green 'Sta- I mean, Luigi!"
-*"''And when I wake up, Mario will be gone and I'll conquer the world! YEAH!''"
+*"[[Private Goomp|You]] [[Sergeant Guy|idiots]]! Stop jostling!"</i>
-*"''Even here? In my DREAMS? Typical. You are the worst.''"
-*"''You wanna know what’s in this head, pal? FEAR!''"
-*"''Ha! Man, being in my dream just plain rules!''"
-*"''Hey! You! Minions! Make with the meat! I've gotta power up to smash this guy!''"
-*"''GOTTA CRUSH MARIO WITH A SINGLE PUNCH!''"
-*"''Time to give up hope, Mario! In my dreams, I fear nothing! I can crush even you like a little red bug!''"
-*"''Transforming into a giant... I invented that, bud!''"
-*"''No way some green stache gets to bite MY style!''"
-*"''Ah, time for my dream to finally come true! SHOWTIME!''"
-*"''Wha--? Nowhere to go?''"
-*"''IT AIN'T OVER YET, CHUMPS!''"
-*"''Cornered again!''"
-*"''THAT'S WHERE I'LL FINISH YOU!''"
-*"''Time to say night-night!''"
-*"'''''GAAHAAHAA! I FEEL GREAT! FINISHING YOU WILL BE CAKE!'''''"
-*"''Mario! Green stache! How dare you invade my dreams?! That’s private Bowser time!''"
-*"''Hmph! Vex? Whatever. Time to finish these twerps!''"
-*"''Mario! Green stache! I'll be upstairs! Don't chicken out!''"
-*"''Hmph! I don't work well with others!''"
-*"''I mean you're an idiot! You thought you were using me?! ME?! Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!''"
-*"''I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser!''"
-*"''Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you.''"
-*"''Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!''"
-*"''Dream Stone! Disappear 'em.''"
-*"''Wha?! The Dream Stone?! NOT YET!''"
-*"''That [[Antasma|Antasma guy]] just stunk it up! AND [[Elite Trio|YOU GUYS]]! Actually...no. You did well by your normal standards.''"
-*"''I'll be back!''"
-*"''Mario! Green 'Sta- I mean, Luigi!''"
-*"''You idiots! Stop jostling!''"
-====''[[Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam]]''====
+==Print==
-*"''Minion! What's the status of that plan of ours?''"
+*''"...And then I'll join OPEC!" - [[White Knuckle Scorin']]'' comic
-*"''What kind of progress report is that!?''"
+*<i>"I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!" - White Knuckle Scorin'</i> comic
-*"''Speed it up! Get it done!''"
+*<i>"The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!" - White Knuckle Scorin'</i> comic
-*"''And I want to nip this little Mario problem at the bud!''"
+*''"Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?"'' - "[[The Legend]]"
-*"''Tell the minions to hunt them down and destroy them!''"
+*''"A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber."'' - "[[Mutiny on the Fungi]]"
-*"'''''ROOOOOOAR!'''''"
+*''"Whose harebrained idea was it to make a coin operated battleship?"'' - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
-*"''Who the heck is this guy?!''"
+*''"In case you didn't notice, I don't give a blond hog's hair about "honor"!"'' - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
-*"''I don't know how you sneaked in, but get out!''"
+*''"This is gonna be excellent!"'' - "[[Just Deserts]]"
-*"''This is MY castle, you flimsy knockoff!''"
+*''"I should never have quit my day job!"'' - "Just Deserts"
-*"''Even your insults are knockoffs! Get out before I rearrange your face!''"
+*''"Sob! My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!"'' - "Just Deserts"
-*"''Grrrrrr...''"
+*''"Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!"'' - "[[Beauty and the Beach]]"
-*"''Ugh, blech! That's nothing compared to my knuckle sandwich!''"
+*''"Don't hold the bomb when it blows up -- You'll waste a perfectly good bomb!!"'' - "Beauty and the Beach"
-*"''Coming from you, that's a compliment!''"
+*''"PTEWWW!! What is this?!!!! I didn't order Koopa Kola Plain -- I wanted Koopa Kola Crunchy!!!"'' - "[[Duh Stoopid Bomb!]]"
-*"'''''Get it right, [[Toad (species)|pip-squeaks]]!'''''"
+*''"My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!"'' - "[[The Buddy System]]"
-*"'''''I'M Bowser!'''''"
+*''"I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?"'' - "The Buddy System"
-*"''Hey, stop trying to steal my thunder, [[Paper Bowser|attention hog]]!''"
+*''"You wondered about that too, huh?!"'' - "The Buddy System"
-*"''Just keep firing! We've got enough cannonballs to overcome your pathetic aim!''"
+*''"Yeah? Well, they're gonna be flattened! King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!"'' - "[[It's Always Fair Weather]]"
-*"''What is it?! Can't you see I'm busy?!''"
+*''"I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!"'' - "[[Bowser Knows Best]]"
-*"''What is it, son?''"
+*''"What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?"'' - "Bowser Knows Best"
-*"''Son, I'm busy right now. We can talk later.''"
+*''"Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing... am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two..."'' - "[[Super Mario Adventures]]"
-*"''Junior! The princesses seem to have gone off for a stroll. Hostages aren't supposed to do that!''"
+*''"Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek."'' - "Super Mario Adventures"
-*"''And, I don't mean to just keep piling it on, but do you even SEE Mario over there?''"
+*''"Bwa ha ha! My sinister plot worked!"'' - "Super Mario Adventures"
-*"''I suppose it doesn't matter now. We've finished the modifications to the castle. Heh heh...''"
+*''"Am I handsome or what!"'' - "Super Mario Adventures"
-*"''... What's wrong with you? Why are you just lying there?''"
-*"''What did you DO to my son!?''"
-*"''Junior! Wake up. I have something to show you...''"
-*"''Kamek! Fire the boosters. NOW!''"
-*"''What do you think, Junior? I call it... [[Neo Bowser Castle|NEO BOWSER CASTLE]]!''"
-*"''Go on, take a look out the window. It'll cheer you up!''"
-*"''Shhh. You're delirious. That's just a piece of garbage on the carpet.''"
-*"''I'll rule the land with an iron fist!''"
-*"''Yeah. Whatever.''"
-*"''I'm gonna bury you with cannonballs! This is for giving Junior an owie! Fire!''"
-*"''Boom! Nailed it!''"
-*"''Bahahaha! Thanks to the hard work of a few unpaid Toads, we're flying in style!''"
-*"''ARGH! Never speak of this to anyone!''"
-*"''[[Iggy]]! [[Wendy]]! Fall back!''"
-*"''Alright, that's it! [[Koopalings]]! End this...NOW!''"
-*"''Your stubbornness is extremely annoying.''"
-*"''...That way, we'll never see you and your stupid mustaches ever again!''"
-*"''And the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] will be MINE!''"
-*"''I meant what I said! You got a problem with that?''"
-*"''And... other Mario! And Luigi...''"
-=====Paper Bowser=====
-*"''Where the heck am I?!''"
-*"''What the heck just happened?!''"
-*"''Who the heck is this guy?!''"
-*"''Oh, puh-lease! YOU'RE the knockoff!''"
-*"''I'd like to see you try!''"
-*"''Grrrrrr...''"
-*"''Have a hertz doughnut, paperweight!''"
-*"''Ow, stop pulling my hair, you lousy cheat!''"
-*"''What is it?! Can't you see I'm busy?!''"
-*"'''''Hand over the princesses!'''''"
-*"''You sound different than usual, Princess.''"
-*"''Did you catch a cold?''"
-*"''I want you to keep an eye on the princesses, Son.''"
-*"''No one likes a whiner, Junior.''"
-*"''Right, I almost forgot!''"
-*"''Junior, I have a special surprise just for you!''"
-*"''But if you want it, you'll have to go to the villa!''"
-*"''How could they have done this to my son?!''"
-*"''Son, you're talking nonsense. Is your brain OK?''"
-*"''Why should I care about a stupid garbage book?''"
-*"''Don't answer that, son. Just relax while daddy roasts Mario to a crisp.''"
-*"''You mean WE'LL rule with iron FISTS, right?''"
-*"''First, we're gonna beat you!''"
-*"''Next, we're going to trap you in this book!''"
-*"''And then we're gonna throw the book into the garbage...''"
-*"''AND LIGHT THE GARBAGE ON FIRE! BWAHAHA!''"
-*"''I sure hope you meant OURS just then!''"
-*"''You bet I do! I'm taking over this world!''"
-*"''So Mario...''"
-*"''YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!''"
-===[[Yoshi (franchise)|''Yoshi'']] franchise===
-====''[[Yoshi Topsy-Turvy]]''====
-*"''[[Eggland]] is mine! ALL MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! The tasty-looking [[Eggling]]s belong to me! Bwa harf!''"
-*"''Huh? Get back here! You can't run! I'll hunt you down!''"
-*"''I've found you at last! A little magic spell ought to keep you from running. Ha ha!''"
-*"''Whoa! I never expected to meet [[Yoshi]] here!''"
-*"''So you got locked in this [[Forbidden Pop-Up Book|pop-up book]], too, eh? Gwa ha ha har! You say you're gonna lock me away? Ha! What a joke! If you think you can do it, go ahead and try! Bwa ha ha!''"
-*"''Hey! S-STOP IT! What are you doing to the Koopa King? Ook! I'll get you for this! I'LL REMEMBER THIS DAY!''"
-====''[[Yoshi's New Island]]''====
-*"''Bwahaha! You wanna battle ME? Then beat every level without [[Flutter Wing]]s!''"
-*"''If you used those pesky wings, the level marker will be yellow even after clearing it.''"
-*"''In other words, don't even TRY to pull a fast one on me. Bwa! BWAHAHAHA!''"
-===''[[Nintendo Puzzle Collection]]''===
-*「グゴゴゴゴゴゴ。。。。。おんれ〜！ゆるさんぞ〜！マリオ！」
-**(''"*menacing atmosphere* "Yoooouu!! I won't forgive you, Mario!"'')
-*「よくも わがはいの かわいい ぶかたちを いじめてくれたな。。」
-**(''"How dare you bully my adorable subordinates.."'')
-*「グワハハハ！え〜い やかましい！とられるほうがわるいのだ！」
-**(''"GWAAHAHAHA! So noisy! I won't just give them back!"'')
-*「さお おしゃべりはここまでだ！やられた ぶかたちのぶんまで ばいにして かえしてくれる！」
-**(''"Alright, enough chatter! For all the pain you inflicted on my subordinates, I'll pay you back double!"'')
-*「クッ。。こ。。この わがまい。。がまける。。な。。んて。。」
-**(''"H...ho...how...could I be...defeated..."'')
-*「ウデをあげたな。。マリオよだが。。わがはいは。。なんどでもふっかつする。。」
-**(''"Your skills...have really improved Mario...but I'll be back..."'')
-*「わがはいは。。おまえに。。いじわるするの。。が。。いきがい。。なのだ。。グ。。グハハハ。。］
-**(''"Surely...hating you...is my reason...for existing...g-guhahaha..."'')
-*「その。。ときまで。。なのしみに しているが。。よい。。 グハ。。グワハハハハハ。。。］
-**(''"I'll get you...next time...I'm looking forward to it...guha...GWAHAHAHAHAHA..."'')
-===''[[Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix]]''===
-*"''I feel funny. I can't keep from dancing, and I feel...happy?''"
-===''[[Mario Superstar Baseball]]''===
-*"''Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!''"
-*"''So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!''"
-*"''Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!''"
-*"''Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!''"
-*"''Bring it on!''"
-*"''Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!''"
-*"''I won! I am the strongest of all!''"
-*"''GRRRAAAAAGH!''"
-*"''You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!''"
-*"''Let's just see who's stronger!''"
-*"''I'm the mightiest!''"
-*"''I'm playing you, huh?! Expect no mercy!''"
-*"''No way you beat me! Feel the burn!''"
-*"''Grrrr! Mario! You were too chicken, so I came for YOU! Yeah! Let's play ball!!''"
-*"''Give it all you've got, Mario!''"
-*"''Yes! I crushed Mario! I won!''"
-*"''Peach! I've come to kidna...Ahem! I've come to play a baseball game!''"
-*"''Bwah ha ha! Here we go!''"
-*"''Yeah! Yeah! I won! Of course!''"
-*"''You know I'm going to rule at this, right?''"
-*"''Hmm... I'm over here and... Mario's team is over there... Huh? I... lost... my stadium. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! WHAAAAT?! Why?! How?! What's going on?!''"
-*"''Not fair, cheaters! You're getting tossed outta there!''"
-*"''You won't get away with this! NEVER!!!''"
-*"''That was just a warm up! Now you'll see the real me!''"
-===''[[Fortune Street]]''===
-*"''Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine - castle and all!''"
-*"''Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing [[Boo]] slackers!?''"
-*"''Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!''"
-*"''Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!''"
-*"''What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?''"
-*"''You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!''"
-*"''After I beat this bunch of losers, I’m gonna clear every last [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshi]] off that island! Bwah hah, hah!''"
-*"''This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I’m never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!''" (regarding the ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' theme)
-*"''Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn't awesome!''"
-*"''What's all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!''"
-*"''I'm gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like... Mario!''"
-*"''Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I’m gonna make a mess of it! Mario’d better get his [[F.L.U.D.D.]] ready!''"
-*"''Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I’ll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!''"
-*"''Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!''"
-*"''Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!''"
-*"''I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!''"
-*"''Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab [female playable character]? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?''"
-*"''Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!''"
-*"''Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!''"
-*"''ARGH! If I lose, I'll turn this whole place upside-down!''"
-*"''Grr! That was supposed to be MY property, (Player's name)! I totally called dibs on it!''"
-*To Player: "''Bwah hah hah! I'm gonna do whatever it takes to keep you from reaching the goal, (Player's name)!''"
-*After player warps: "''Those things look pretty handy, (Player's name)! Next time I kidnap a princess, I'll have to use one of 'em! Bwah hah!''"
-*"''Hmph! Don't think for a second that I'm jealous of you for winning all that stock!''"
-*"''Oh, quit your moaning! You don’t deserve all these shops! I’m just spreading the wealth!''" (after buying someone out even when losing)
-*To Player when he picks card number 13: "''That's some pretty rotten luck out there, (Player's name)! If I wasn't such a nice guy, I'd really rub it in! Bwah hah hah!''"
-*To Player: "''Hmph, a promotion, huh? Big deal! I could get a promotion anytime I want!''"
-*"''Don't talk that way, Son! You've got to cause trouble and mayhem up to the bitter end - it's the Koopa way!''"
-*'''Lands on a closed shop:''' "''Hey, who owns this shop!? It's closed! Nice work ethic, wimp!''"
-*'''Lands on a shop with -50% price:''' "''Huh!? Everything's half off? Must be a going-out-of-business sale! Gwah hah!''"
-*'''Lands on a shop with +30% price:''' "''These prices are all wrong! Huh!? Whaddya mean you raised 'em temporarily!?''"
-*'''Pays rent to 1st:''' "''GRRRROAR! Think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? Well, enjoy first place while it lasts!''"
-*'''Pays rent to 4th:''' "''Last place, huh? Keep slacking off like this, and you're never gonna win! Bwah hah hah!''"
-*'''Female Player in 1st:''' "''GRRROAR! How did you get so far ahead of everyone else, (player's name)?''"
-*'''To Male Player when Player is approaching victory:''' "''Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!''"
-*'''To Female Player when Player is approaching victory:''' "''ARGH! You leave me no choice, (player's name)! Maybe I'll just steal your gold and make a break for the bank!''"
-*'''To Male Player upon landing on a cheap shop:''' "''Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic, (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?''"
-*'''To Female Player upon landing on a cheap shop:''' "''Gwah hah hah! Did you lower the prices just so I'd stop by, (player's name)?''"
-*'''To Male Player upon landing on an average shop:''' "''HEY, are you trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)?''"
-*'''To Female Player upon landing on an average shop:''' "''HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?''"
-*'''To Male Player upon landing on an expensive shop:''' "''You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask [[Mario]] how that's worked out for him!''"
-*'''To Female Player upon landing on an expensive shop:''' "''You're worse than Peach, (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?''"
-*'''To Male Player when Player lands on his shop:''' "''Thanks for your generous donation to the Bowser Awesomeness Fund, (player's name)! Bwah hah!''"
-*''' To Female Player when Player lands on his shop:''' "''Bwah hah! Take all the time you want, (player's name)! You'll need a while to count out all that gold!''"
-*'''Going bankrupt:''' "''WHAT!? Where's Mario? I bet this is all HIS fault!''"
-*'''Going bankrupt:''' "''NOOOO! Now there's nothing left for me to do... Nothing except wreak a little havoc around here!''"
-====To ''Super Mario'' characters====
-*'''To Mario:''' "''Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!''"
-*'''To Luigi:''' "''Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!''"
-*'''To Peach:''' "''Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!''"
-*'''To Yoshi:''' "''Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!''"
-*'''To Toad:''' "''Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!''"
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' "''Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed [[Kong]] like you!''"
-*'''To Wario:''' "''Think you're pretty special, huh, [[Wario]]? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!''"
-*'''To Waluigi:''' "''[[Waluigi]], you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!''"
-*'''To Daisy:''' "''You think you're gonna win, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!''"
-*'''To Birdo:''' "''Hey, what's the big idea, [[Birdo]]!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!''"
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' "''No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let [[Diddy Kong]] get in the lead?''"
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' "''Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!''"
-*'''To Mario:''' "''Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!''"
-*'''To Luigi:''' "''Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!''"
-*'''To Peach:''' "''What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!''"
-*'''To Yoshi:''' "''Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?''"
-*'''To Toad:''' "''Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!''"
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' "''What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!''"
-*'''To Wario:''' "''I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!''"
-*'''To Waluigi:''' "''Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!''"
-*'''To Daisy:''' "''Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??''"
-*'''To Birdo:''' "''Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!''"
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' "''Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!''"
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' "''C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!''"
-*'''To Mario:''' "''GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!''"
-*'''To Luigi:''' "''GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!''"
-*'''To Peach:''' "''I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!''"
-*'''To Yoshi:''' "''You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?''"
-*'''To Toad:''' "''This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!''"
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' "''Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!''"
-*'''To Wario:''' "''Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!''"
-*'''To Waluigi:''' "''ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!''"
-*'''To Daisy:''' "''Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?''"
-*'''To Birdo:''' "''I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!''"
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' "''Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!''"
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' "''You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?''"
-*'''To Mario:''' "''Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!''"
-*'''To Luigi:''' "''GRRR! LUIGI! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!''"
-*'''To Peach:''' "''Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!''"
-*'''To Yoshi:''' "''Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!''"
-*'''To Toad:''' "''You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!''"
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' "''NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!''"
-*'''To Wario:''' "''Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!''"
-*'''To Waluigi:''' "''Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!''"
-*'''To Daisy:''' "''WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!''"
-*'''To Birdo:''' "''What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!''"
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' "''Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!''"
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' "''Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!''"
-====To ''Dragon Quest'' characters====
-*'''To Slime:''' "''AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?''"
-*'''To Princessa:''' "''Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!''"
-*'''To Kiryl:''' "''ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!''"
-*'''To Yangus:''' "''Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?''"
-*'''To Angelo:''' "''Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, [[Angelo]]! BWAHAHAHA!''"
-*'''To Platypunk:''' "''GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!''"
-*'''To Bianca:''' "''Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?''"
-*'''To Alena:''' "''Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's [[Alena]] so close to winning!?''"
-*'''To Carver:''' "''Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!''"
-*'''To Jessica:''' "''GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, [[Jessica]]!''"
-*'''To Dragonlord:''' "''Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!''"
-*'''To Stella:''' "''[[Stella (Dragon Quest)|STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA]]! Grr. This just ain't right.''"
-*'''To Patty:''' "''There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?''"
-*'''To Slime:''' "''Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!''"
-*'''To Princessa:''' "''Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!''"
-*'''To Kiryl:''' "''Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!''"
-*'''To Yangus:''' "''I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!''"
-*'''To Angelo:''' "''Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks—go buy yourself something nice!''"
-*'''To Platypunk:''' "''Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!''"
-*'''To Bianca:''' "''Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!''"
-*'''To Alena:''' "''No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!''"
-*'''To Carver:''' "''Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!''"
-*'''To Jessica:''' "''BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!''"
-*'''To Dragonlord:''' "''Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!''"
-*'''To Stella:''' "''What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!''"
-*'''To Patty:''' "''What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!''"
-*'''To Slime:''' "''Why, you slimy little - I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!''"
-*'''To Princessa:''' "''Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?''"
-*'''To Kiryl:''' "''What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!''"
-*'''To Yangus:''' "''ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?''"
-*'''To Angelo:''' "''WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!''"
-*'''To Platypunk:''' "''Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!''"
-*'''To Bianca:''' "''GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?''"
-*'''To Alena:''' "''Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!''"
-*'''To Carver:''' "''ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!''"
-*'''To Jessica:''' "''ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!''"
-*'''To Dragonlord:''' "''Ugh! This shop stinks like a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!''"
-*'''To Stella:''' "''Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!''"
-*'''To Patty:''' "''You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!''"
-*'''To Slime:''' "''Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!''"
-*'''To Princessa:''' "''If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!''"
-*'''To Kiryl:''' "''GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!''"
-*'''To Yangus:''' "''Better watch your back, [[Yangus]]! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!''"
-*'''To Angelo:''' "''GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!''"
-*'''To Platypunk:''' "''Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?''"
-*'''To Bianca:''' "''AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!''"
-*'''To Alena:''' "''What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!''"
-*'''To Carver:''' "''GRRRRR! Better watch out, [[Carver]]. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!''"
-*'''To Jessica:''' "''When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!''"
-*'''To Dragonlord:''' "''Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!''"
-*'''To Stella:''' "''Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!''"
-*'''To Patty:''' "''I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!''"
-===''[[Dr. Mario World]]''===
-*"''My minions! Grrr... I'll take care of all these [[virus]]es!''"
 ===Unused quotes===
 These quotes never made it to a final game.
-*"''So Luigi, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you...''" (''[[Mario is Missing! (PC)|Mario is Missing!]]'')
+*''"So Luigi, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you..."'' - unused ''[[Mario is Missing!]]'' quote
-*"''D'oh! That was the only copy too!''" (''Mario is Missing!'')
+*''"D'oh! That was the only copy too!"'' - unused ''Mario is Missing!'' quote
-*"''Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here...''" (''Mario is Missing!'')
+*''"Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here..."'' - unused ''Mario is Missing!'' quote
-*"''Mario! It's time!''" (''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]'')
+*''"Mario! It's time!"'' - unused ''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]'' [[Psychopath]] quote
-*"''Hey! How long are you gonna sleep? Wake up! Wake up!''" (''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]'')
-*"''If you don't do something quick, we're all gonna get sucked up by that thing!''" (''Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga'')
-*"''Then I definitely won't be able to kidnap Princess Peach! C'mon, Mario! I'm begging you here! And you, too, Luigi! Destroy that thing!''" (''Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga'')
-*"''Oh! Now THOSE are the superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom! Mario. Luigi! I'm counting on you two!''" (''Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga'')
-*"''Gahhhh! What? Huh? HEY!!! What's happening to me?!?''" (''Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga'')
-==Print==
+==Television shows==
-===''[[White Knuckle Scorin']]''===
+*''"Koopa Pack, attack!" - [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]]''
-*"''...And then I'll join OPEC!''"
+*''"He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!''
-*"''I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!''"
+*''"I'm back! And so is 'Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World'!" - Super Mario World''
-*"''The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!''"
-===''[[Nintendo Comics System]]''===
-*"''Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?''" - "[[The Legend]]"
-*"''A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber.''" - "[[Mutiny on the Fungi]]"
-*"''Whose harebrained idea was it to make a coin operated battleship?''" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
-*"''In case you didn't notice, I don't give a blond hog's hair about "honor"!''" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
-*"''This is gonna be excellent!''" - "[[Just Deserts]]"
-*"''I should never have quit my day job!''" - "Just Deserts"
-*"''Sob! My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!''" - "Just Deserts"
-*"''Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!''" - "[[Beauty and the Beach]]"
-*"''Don't hold the bomb when it blows up -- You'll waste a perfectly good bomb!!''" - "Beauty and the Beach"
-*"''PTEWWW!! What is this?!!!! I didn't order [[Koopa-Kola|Koopa Kola]] Plain -- I wanted Koopa Kola Crunchy!!!''" - "[[Duh Stoopid Bomb!]]"
-*"''My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!''" - "[[The Buddy System]]"
-*"''I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?''" - "The Buddy System"
-*"''You wondered about that too, huh?!''" - "The Buddy System"
-*"''Yeah? Well, they're gonna be flattened! King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!''" - "[[It's Always Fair Weather]]"
-*"''I'm terribly disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!''" - "[[Bowser Knows Best]]"
-*"''What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?''" - "Bowser Knows Best"
-===''[[Super Mario Adventures]]''===
-====Issue 33====
-*''"Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing...am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two..."''
-* (rapping) ''"I'm K-man Koopa, and I'm here to say, I'm a kind, kind king-- I'm gonna make your day..."''
-*''"Mountains high to valleys low, K-man Koopa is '''in control!'''"''
-*''"I rule 'most all the land you see, but that's still not '''enough''' for me..."''
-*''"I want to rule '''this''' kingdom, too, and that's just what I plan to do."''
-*''"Chill out, and lend an ear: I have a '''proposal''' for you, [[Princess Peach|my dear]]."''
-*''"If we want to live in harmony, you're going to have to '''marry me!'''"''
-*''"Come on, sweetcakes, we'll make a great pair! I can do the ruling while you style your hair!"''
-*''"I'll be back for your answer but before I go..."''
-*''"Just remember that if the answer is '''"no"'''..."''
-*''"...Your people will all be '''TURNED TO STONE!'''"''
-*''"Calm down, now, Princess, it's up to you-- you can marry me, or rule statues!"''
-*''"Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek."''
-====Issue 35====
-*''"Listen up!"''
-*''" I told [[Koopalings|you kids]] to keep this video line '''open!'''"''
-*''"'''Shaddup!''' This is '''serious!'''"''
-*''"I've done a mighty fine job of raising you kids."''
-*''"But I've been thinking...you need a mother."''
-*''"So I have proposed to Princess Toadstool."''
-*''"Well, let me see it!"''
-*''"I want it to be 100 times bigger!"''
-*''"I'm very busy! Make sure that my bride doesn't disappear before the big day! OK?"''
-*''"'''DO YOU HEAR ME?!!?'''"''
-====Issue 36====
-*''"'''What!?! You let my bride ESCAPE?!"''
-*''"'''SILENCE!!!'''"''
-====Issue 37====
-*''"My bride's back? Nicely done!"''
-*''"Now take good care of my precious princess!"''
-*''"Do you really mean it?"''
-*''"You really, '''really''' mean it?"''
-*''"Your voice sounds kind of funny..."''
-*''"I'll come kiss you and make you feel better."''
-*''"Off with the ropes!"''
-*''"YES! SHE LOVES ME!"''
-*''"'''IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!'''"''
-====Issue 39====
-*''"BWA HA HA! My sinister plot worked!"''
-*''"You didn't '''really''' think I'd let you go so easily, did you?"''
-*''"Ha ha ha! You'll have to excuse me-- I have a '''wedding''' to plan! Ciao!"''
-*''"Go! Have some fun with those [[Mario|bungling]][[Luigi| brothers]]!"''
-====Issue 40====
-*''"Ha ha ha! Mi casa es su casa! Make yourselves right at home, my unsuspecting travelers-- you'll be staying!"''
-*''"'''Silence!''' You'll see-- they're too nosy to turn back now!"''
-*''"'''Mark my words!''' They're tired, hungry, and, best of all, '''lost'''. This cozy little bungalow is just too tempting for a snoopy pair like the Mario Bros. And it's unlocked, which makes it '''irresistible!'''"''
-* (nervously) ''"Heh heh heh..."''
-*''"WAIT! I have yet to play my trump card!"''
-*''"Heh heh heh! Just as I predicted...
-*''"My plan worked '''perfectly!''' A superior mind, a superior strategy!"''
-*''"Hah! Well, now that I've muffled the meddlesome Marios..."''
-*''"...I can get back to planning the perfect wedding!"''
-====Issue 41====
-*''"Good work."''
-*''"I'm pleased to see the [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshis]] are so easily tamed."''
-*''"Very well. But don't let down your guard. They may be docile under hipnosis, but they are still enemies of the Koopas."''
-*''"By the way, how's my blushing bride's wedding dress coming along?"''
-*''"I can't '''wait''' untill the wedding! I'm going to sneak a peek at the dress!"''
-====Issue 42====
-*''"Very well."''
-*''"Am I '''handsome''' or what!"''
-*''"What's up?"''
-*''"WHAT!?"''
-*''"Fiend? Where?"''
-*''"Come now, my precious, you'll learn to love me."''
-*''"I need a hypnotist..."''
-*''"'''QUICK! Bring me a VIDEO CAMERA!'''"''
-*''"I must record this moment for posterity!"''
-*''"I '''do!'''"''
-====Issue 43====
-*''"HA HA HA HA! You see-- she has grown to '''love''' me!"''
-*''"SEIZE HIM!"''
-*''"Ha ha ha ha! I'm feeling generous. You may stay. Now you have a '''front-row''' seat to witness this blessed event."''
-*''"Give it a rest! She's mad about me!"''
-*''"Now. '''On''' with the ceremony!"''
-*''"How '''dare''' you interrupt! come back tomorrow!"''
-*''"Yoshis?"''
-*''"What about the Yoshis?"''
-*''"'''AAACK!''' They've '''escaped!!''' FALL IN, TROOPAS!"''
-*''"Cast another spell-- QUICK!"''
-*''"'''AAACCKKKK!'''"''
-*''"NO!"''
-*''"WE'RE GOING IN!"''
-*''"Nooooo!"''
-*''"Help! I can't breathe!"''
-*''"What?! '''You''' again!"''
-*''"Not until the princess and I are wed!"''
-*''"WAAAHHH!"''
-==Television shows==
 ===''[[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]]''===
-*"''Koopa Pack, attack!''"
+*''"Watch it soldier, when I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! - I want my feet licked."'' - "[[The Bird! The Bird!]]"
-*"''He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!''"
+*''"Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said: "Cheat, beat, and be merry!"'' - "[[Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid]]"
-*"''Watch it soldier, when I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! - I want my feet licked.''" - "[[The Bird! The Bird!]]"
+*''"Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone!"'' - "[[Mario's Magic Carpet]]"
-*"''Who threw that vegetable?''" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
+*''"I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers! A Koopa never forgets!"'' - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
-*"''Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said: 'Cheat, beat, and be merry!{{'}}''" - "[[Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid]]"
+*''"Happy? Imposter! I never use the H word."'' - "[[Rolling Down the River]]"
-*"''Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone!''" - "[[Mario's Magic Carpet]]"
+*''"Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do."'' - "Rolling Down the River"
-*"''I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers! A Koopa never forgets!''" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
+*''"Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!"'' - "Rolling Down the River"
-*"''Happy? Imposter! I never use the H word.''" - "[[Rolling Down the River]]"
+*''"Don't interrupt me, not while I'm boasting and gloating!"'' - "Rolling Down the River"
-*"''Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do.''" - "Rolling Down the River"
+*''"Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!"'' - "Rolling Down the River"
-*"''Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!''" - "Rolling Down the River"
+*''"One of the nice things about being evil is... you get to lie a lot.  Ha ha."'' - "[[The Great Gladiator Gig]]"
-*"''Don't interrupt me, not while I'm boasting and gloating!''" - "Rolling Down the River"
+*''"Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!"'' - "[[Mario and the Beanstalk]]"
-*"''Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!''" - "Rolling Down the River"
+*''"That goose is gonna smother you brothers!"'' - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
-*"''One of the nice things about being evil is... you get to lie a lot. Ha ha.''" - "[[The Great Gladiator Gig]]"
+*''"OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!"''  - "[[The Great BMX Race]]"
-*"''Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!''" - "[[Mario and the Beanstalk]]"
+*''"There'll be other crooked races and other ways to cheat!"'' - "The Great BMX Race"
-*"''That goose is gonna smother you brothers!''" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
+*''"You're breaking my heart, princess! Now, get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder! *laughs*"'' - "[[Stars in Their Eyes]]"
-*"''OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!''" - "[[The Great BMX Race]]"
+*''"You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate the game! I hate Quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!"'' - "Stars in Their Eyes"
-*"''There'll be other crooked races and other ways to cheat!''" - "The Great BMX Race"
+*''"Alright! Which one of you messed up? Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?"'' - "[[Jungle Fever]]"
-*"''You're breaking my heart, princess! Now, get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder! *laugh*''" - "[[Stars in Their Eyes]]"
+*''"Thank you, princess! You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!"'' - "Jungle Fever"
-*"''You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate the game! I hate Quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!''" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
+*''"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me."'' - "[[Brooklyn Bound]]"
-*"''Alright! Which one of you messed up? Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?''" - "[[Jungle Fever]]"
+*''"Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!"'' - "Brooklyn Bound"
-*"''Thank you, princess! You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!''" - "Jungle Fever"
+*''"Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!"'' - "Brooklyn Bound"
-*"''The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me.''" - "[[Brooklyn Bound]]"
+*''"Those annoying wrench-heads won’t ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! Make road pizzas out of them!"'' - "[[Toad Warriors]]"
-*"''Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!''" - "Brooklyn Bound"
+*''"These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!"'' - "[[The Fire of Hercufleas]]"
-*"''Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!''" - "Brooklyn Bound"
+*''"Mouser! More marshmallows!"'' - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
-*"''Those annoying wrench-heads won’t ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, [[Mouser]]! Make road pizzas out of them!''" - "[[Toad Warriors]]"
+*''"Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me! - "[[Count Koopula]]"
-*"''These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!''" - "[[The Fire of Hercufleas]]"
+*''"Fire a warning shot! ... On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!"'' - "[[Pirates of Koopa]]"
-*"''Mouser! More marshmallows!''" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
+*''"Would Blackbeard Koopa lie?"'' -"Pirates of Koopa"
-*"''Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me!''" - "[[Count Koopula]]"
+*''"Listen up, you reptile retches! It's time to play 'Auction the Princess'! Do I hear one-thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me."'' - "Pirates of Koopa"
-*"''Fire a warning shot! ... On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!''" - "[[Pirates of Koopa]]"
+*''"I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!"'' - "Pirates of Koopa"
-*"''Would Blackbeard Koopa lie?''" - "Pirates of Koopa"
+*''"Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores, while I play!"'' - "[[Two Plumbers and a Baby]]"
-*"''Listen up, you reptile retches! It's time to play 'Auction the Princess'! Do I hear one-thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me.''" - "Pirates of Koopa"
+*''"Stop, or I'll tell on you!"'' - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
-*"''I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!''" - "Pirates of Koopa"
+*''"Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!"'' - "[[The Adventures of Sherlock Mario]]"
-*"''Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores, while I play!''" - "[[Two Plumbers and a Baby]]"
+*''"You don't scare me, you linguini-lickin' losers!"'' - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
-*"''Stop, or I'll tell on you!''" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
+*''"I'm gonna turn these two fat little plumbers into two flat little plumbers."'' - "[[Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?]]"
-*"''Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!''" - "[[The Adventures of Sherlock Mario]]"
+*''"Keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?"'' - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
-*"''You don't scare me, you linguini-lickin' losers!''" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
+*''"Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!"'' - "[[The Pied Koopa]]"
-*"''I'm gonna turn these two fat little plumbers into two flat little plumbers.''" - "[[Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?]]"
+*''"Mouser, this is not a nursery school! This is an evil castle!"'' - "The Pied Koopa"
-*"''Keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?''" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
+*''"No one is that stupid!"'' - "[[Koopenstein]]"
-*"''Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!''" - "[[The Pied Koopa]]"
+*''"Oh, goody-goody! The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!"'' - "[[On Her Majesty's Sewer Service]]"
-*"''Mouser, this is not a nursery school! This is an evil castle!''" - "The Pied Koopa"
+*''"When I get my mitts on you, you're gonna be creamed, Mushroom!"'' - "[[Too Hot to Handle]]"
-*"''No one is that stupid!''" - "[[Koopenstein]]"
+*''"I'm always ready for sneaky badness!"'' - "Too Hot to Handle"
-*"''Oh, goody-goody! The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!''" - "[[On Her Majesty's Sewer Service]]"
+*''"I love being rotten!"'' - "Too Hot to Handle"
-*"''When I get my mitts on you, you're gonna be creamed, Mushroom!''" - "[[Too Hot to Handle]]"
+*''"Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it!"'' - "Too Hot to Handle"
-*"''I'm always ready for sneaky badness!''" - "Too Hot to Handle"
+*''"You mean I can't destroy the island? I hate those Marios! They always spoil my fun!"'' - "Too Hot to Handle"
-*"''I love being rotten!''" - "Too Hot to Handle"
+*''"You were hoodwinked by Hooded Robin! I'm gonna pluck that bird nerd wing from wing!"'' - "[[Hooded Robin and His Mario Men]]"
-*"''Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it!''" - "Too Hot to Handle"
+*''"Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll gladly get rid of the sea monster for ya!"'' - "[[20,000 Koopas Under the Sea]]"
-*"''You mean I can't destroy the island? I hate those Marios! They always spoil my fun!''" - "Too Hot to Handle"
+*''"Let's ram 'em, slam 'em, and ruin their day!"'' - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
-*"''You were hoodwinked by Hooded Robin! I'm gonna pluck that bird nerd wing from wing!''" - "[[Hooded Robin and His Mario Men]]"
+*''"Pesky persnickety plumbers! I wish they'd never been invented!"'' - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
-*"''Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll gladly get rid of the sea monster for ya!''" - "[[20,000 Koopas Under the Sea]]"
+*''"Mouser, if anything happens to the princess, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!"'' - "[[Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold]]"''
-*"''Let's ram 'em, slam 'em, and ruin their day!''" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
+*''"Too late! His gorgeous self is here!"'' - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
-*"''Pesky persnickety plumbers! I wish they'd never been invented!''" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
+*''"Run, you teensy tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!"'' - "[[Mario Meets Koop-zilla]]"
-*"''Mouser, if anything happens to the princess, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!''" - "[[Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold]]"
+*''"Scram, pests, or I'll call an exterminator!!"'' - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
-*"''Too late! His gorgeous self is here!''" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
+*"'"Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!"'' - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
-*"''Run, you teensy tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!''" - "[[Mario Meets Koop-zilla]]"
+*''"Ba humkoop!"'' - "[[Koopa Klaus]]"
-*"''Scram, pests, or I'll call an exterminator!!''" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
+*''"Plug your ears and watch your rears! We're goin' Bob-omb bowlin'"'' - "[[The Unzappables]]"
-*"''Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!''" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
+*''"Let's stash this cash and dash!"'' - "The Unzappables"
-*"''You'll pay for that, you mozzarella morons! But first, I'm gonna crush this city into Koopa crops!''" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
+*''"Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap."'' - "[[The Ten Koopmandments]]"
-*"''I haven't had this bigger blast since I set that fire in the dynamite factory! Heh heh heh!''" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
+*''"Lousy lizards! This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry!"'' - "The Ten Koopmandments"
-*"''Ba humkoop!''" - "[[Koopa Klaus]]"
+*''"You call yourself an army, you miserable misfits? Why am I cursed with such incompetents?!"'' - "[[The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!]]"
-*"''BEANSTAAALLLK!''" - "[[Mario and the Red Baron Koopa]]"
+*''"It's those dumber plumbers, the Mario Bros.!"'' - "[[The Trojan Koopa]]"
-*"''Plug your ears and watch your rears! We're goin' Bob-omb bowlin'''" - "[[The Unzappables]]"
+*''"It's... it's... it's horrible! It's disgusting! It's me!"'' - "The Trojan Koopa"
-*"''Let's stash this cash and dash!''" - "The Unzappables"
+*''"More! I want more! MORE!"'' - "[[The Great Gold Coin Rush]]"
-*"''Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap.''" - "[[The Ten Koopmandments]]"
+*''"Make way for the big daddio, the headman, the new king of Sock Hop Land: Koopa, the Kool!"'' - "[[Elvin Lives]]"
-*"''Lousy lizards! This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry!''" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
+*''"Come back here! We got a date for the prom!"'' - "Elvin Lives"
-*"''You call yourself an army, you miserable misfits? Why am I cursed with such incompetents?!''" - "[[The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!]]"
+*''"No way, José! They'll never catch the Koopilac! I got dual carbs! I got four on the floor!"'' - "Elvin Lives"
-*"''It's those dumber plumbers, the Mario Bros.!''" - "[[The Trojan Koopa]]"
+*''"When you hurt Koopa's nose, you've blown it!"'' - "[[Plummers Academy]]"
-*"''It's... it's... it's horrible! It's disgusting! It's me!''" - "The Trojan Koopa"
+*''"In just a few minutes, the bidding for Princess Toadstool and her slimy friend Toad will begin! So drink up your Koopa Kola!"'' - "[[Karate Koopa]]"
-*"''More! I want more! MORE!''" - "[[The Great Gold Coin Rush]]"
+*''"Welcome aboard Air Albatoss. This is your Koopa speaking. This flight is non-stop 'til ya drop!"'' - "[[Mario of the Apes]]"
-*"''Make way for the big daddio, the headman, the new king of Sock Hop Land: Koopa, the Kool!''" - "[[Elvin Lives]]"
+*''"We're gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks by letting me win a baseball game."'' - "[[Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers]]"
-*"''Come back here! We got a date for the prom!''" - "Elvin Lives"
+*''"Now is plumber squashing time!"'' - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
-*"''No way, José! They'll never catch the Koopilac! I got dual carbs! I got four on the floor!''" - "Elvin Lives"
+*''"OW! I hate plumbers! OW! I hate... OW! Why can't they pick on... OW! Someone their own size?"'' - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
-*"''When you hurt Koopa's nose, you've blown it!''" - "[[Plummers Academy]]"
+*''"It makes me feel so warm, to be so cold!"'' - "[[Little Red Riding Princess]]"
-*"''In just a few minutes, the bidding for Princess Toadstool and her slimy friend Toad will begin! So drink up your Koopa Kola!''" - "[[Karate Koopa]]"
+*''"I want that ranger in danger! Now!"'' - "[[The Provolone Ranger]]"
-*"''Welcome aboard Air Albatoss. This is your Koopa speaking. This flight is non-stop 'til ya drop!''" - "[[Mario of the Apes]]"
+*''"Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!"'' - "[[Escape from Koopatraz]]"
-*"''All right! Come and get your burgers! And eat fast!''" - "[[Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers]]"
+*''"Congratulations! You've won a five-hundred year all-expense paid trip to Club Koopatraz!"'' - "Escape from Koopatraz"
-*"''We're gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks by letting me win a baseball game.''" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
+*''"It was so much fun being your crooked judge, I decided to become your cruel warden!"'' - "Escape from Koopatraz"
-*"''Now is plumber squashing time!''" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
+*''"This better be a bad dream, plumber, 'cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!"'' - "Escape from Koopatraz"
-*"''OW! I hate plumbers! OW! I hate... OW! Why can't they pick on... OW! Someone their own size?''" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
+*''"What the Koop are you talkin' about?"'' "[[Mario of the Deep]]"
-*"''It makes me feel so warm, to be so cold!''" - "[[Little Red Riding Princess]]"
+*''"You mean this is all?! There ain't enough gold here to bother Kooping about!" - "Mario of the Deep"
-*"''I want that ranger in danger! Now!''" - "[[The Provolone Ranger]]"
+*''"You Mario Bros. ruined my evil schemes, so I'm gonna ruin the burg that you love best!"'' - "[[Flatbush Koopa]]"
-*"''Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!''" - "[[Escape from Koopatraz]]"
+*''"Hold your applause! I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time!"'' - "Flatbush Koopa"
-*"''Congratulations! You've won a five-hundred year all-expense paid trip to Club Koopatraz!''" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
+*''"Fan-kooping-tastic, it worked!"'' - "[[Raiders of the Lost Mushroom]]"
-*"''It was so much fun being your crooked judge, I decided to become your cruel warden!''" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
+*''"I love Down Under Land! It's where Mario Bros. went down- and under!"'' - "[[Crocodile Mario]]"
-*"''This better be a bad dream, plumber, 'cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!''" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
+*''"Go to Warp 10, Mouser!"'' "[[Star Koopa]]"
-*"''What the Koop are you talkin' about?''" - "[[Mario of the Deep]]"
+*''"If you want something wrong done right, you gotta wrong-do it yourself!"'' - "Star Koopa"
-*"''You mean this is all?! There ain't enough gold here to bother Kooping about!''" - "Mario of the Deep"
+*''"I am the mighty Robo Koopa! Half Koopa, half machine. Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! (fiddles on his control panel) Drat! Where is that 'destroy-you-miserable-little-meddlers' button!" - "[[Robo Koopa]]"
-*"''That's the plan, plumb scum! You Mario Bros. ruined my evil schemes, so I'm gonna ruin the burg that you love best! Koopa Pack, attack!''" - "[[Flatbush Koopa]]"
+*''"The fun's not over yet! I've got Super-vision; Super-hearing; Super-strength; And yes, even... Super-toes!"'' - "Robo Koopa"
-*"''Okay, troopers! Here's the new Koopa plan! First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge!''" - "Flatbush Koopa"
+*''"If it isn't... Robo-Rooter!"'' - "Robo Koopa"
-*"''The Princess and the Mario Bros. will be trapped, and we can take Step 2!''" - "Flatbush Koopa"
-*"''Hold your applause! I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time!''" - "Flatbush Koopa"
-*"''I crown myself the king of Kooplyn, and I make all the laws—no plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not alive!''" - "Flatbush Koopa"
-*"''Fan-kooping-tastic, it worked!''" - "[[Raiders of the Lost Mushroom]]"
-*"''I love Down Under Land! It's where Mario Bros. went down—and under!''" - "[[Crocodile Mario]]"
-*"''Go to Warp 10, Mouser!''" - "[[Star Koopa]]"
-*"''If you want something wrong done right, you gotta wrong-do it yourself!''" - "Star Koopa"
-*"''I am the mighty Robo Koopa! Half Koopa, half machine. Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! (fiddles on his control panel) Drat! Where is that 'destroy-you-miserable-little-meddlers' button!''" - "[[Robo Koopa]]"
-*"''The fun's not over yet! I've got Super-vision; Super-hearing; Super-strength; And yes, even... Super-toes!''" - "Robo Koopa"
-*"''If it isn't... Robo-Router!''" - "Robo Koopa"
 ===''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]''===
-*"''At last, you did some rottenness worthy of a Koopa! I'm so proud of you Koopalings! Now you'll see why I modestly *laugh*... call myself a genius. *laugh* Poodle wand, do your stuff!''" - "[[Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas]]"
+*''"That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!"'' - "[[Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas]]"
-*"''It's the small things in life that make a Koopa happy! *laugh*''" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!"'' - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
-*"''Now that my brilliant plan is complete, it's time for you kids to be zapped back to normal size!''" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius."'' - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
-*"''That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it! *laugh* I'll use this ninja wand later.''" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?"'' - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
-*"''Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!''" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"I'd like to save you Koopalings, but I just remembered I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!"'' - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
-*"''Or else what, plumber?''" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..."'' - "[[Reptiles in the Rose Garden]]"
-*"''Grab him, Koopalings!''" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"Go clean your room! And you'd better do it! Stop pinching your little brother! Don't be a brat! Turn down your stereo! Pick up your socks! Close the door! Get off the telephone!"'' - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
-*"''That's a great idea, Princess! You, my dear, have given me... a millon dollar idea! *laugh* I always wanted twin poodles!''" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!"'' - "[[Princess Toadstool for President]]"
-*"''Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?''" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! (kisses baby, who hits him with rattle) Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! (kisses baby again) Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!"'' - "Princess Toadstool for President"
-*"''I'd like to save you Koopalings, but I just remembered I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!''" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
+*''"If I want something, I'll just take it!"'' "Princess Toadstool for President"
-*"''I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands...''" - "[[Reptiles in the Rose Garden]]"
+*''"Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!"'' - "[[Never Koop a Koopa]]"
-*"''Go clean your room! And you'd better do it! Stop pinching your little brother! Don't be a brat! Turn down your stereo! Pick up your socks! Close the door! Get off the telephone!''" - "[[Reptiles in the Rose Garden]]"
+*''"Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!"'' - "[[Toddler Terrors of Time Travel]]"
-*"''And get off the telephone!''" - "[[Reptiles in the Rose Garden]]"
+*''"If you ever wanna be as crummy and low-down a villain as me, ya gotta shut up and pay attention!"'' - "[[Tag Team Trouble]]"
-*"''Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!''" - "[[Princess Toadstool for President]]"
+*''"Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
-*"''Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! (kisses baby, who hits him with rattle) Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! (kisses baby again) Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!''" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
+*''"Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!"'' - "[[Oh, Brother!]]"
-*"''If I want something, I'll just take it!''" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
+*''"Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!"'' - "Oh, Brother!"
-*"''Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!''" - "[[Never Koop a Koopa]]"
+*''"Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!"'' - "[[Misadventure of Mighty Plumber]]"
-*"''Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!''" - "[[Toddler Terrors of Time Travel]]"
+*''"HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship!"'' - "[[The Ugly Mermaid]]"
-*"''No chocolate-covered cockroach snacks? No tripping old ladies? Uh-uh! No fun of any sort for a whole month!''" - [[Dadzilla]]
+*''"I'll get you for this, Marioooooooo!!!"'' - "The Ugly Mermaid"
-*"''If you ever wanna be as crummy and low-down a villain as me, ya gotta shut up and pay attention!''" - "[[Tag Team Trouble]]"
+*''"And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!"'' - "[[7 Continents for 7 Koopas]]"
-*"''Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!''" - "Tag Team Trouble"
+*''"The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, lambada South America! Give the Real World a Kooping it'll never forget!"'' - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
-*"''Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!''" - "[[Oh, Brother!]]"
+*''"We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea WAS this midnight attack?!"'' - "[[True Colors]]"
-*"''Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!''" - "Oh, Brother!"
+*''"Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!"'' - "[[Recycled Koopa]]"
-*"''Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises—I'm having a temper tantrum!''" - "[[Misadventure of Mighty Plumber]]"
+*''"It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!"'' - "Recycled Koopa"
-*"''HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship!''" - "[[The Ugly Mermaid]]"
+*''"It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!"'' - "Recycled Koopa"
-*"''I'll get you for this, Marioooooooo!!!''" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
+*''"Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?"'' - "[[Super Koopa (episode)|Super Koopa]]"
-*"''And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!''" - "[[7 Continents for 7 Koopas]]"
+*''"This is all your fault, Kooky."'' - "[[Up, Up, and a Koopa]]"
-*"''The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, lambada South America! Give the Real World a Kooping it'll never forget!''" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
-*"''We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea WAS this midnight attack?!''" - "[[True Colors]]"
-*"''Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!''" - "[[Recycled Koopa]]"
-*"''It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!''" - "Recycled Koopa"
-*"''It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!''" - "Recycled Koopa"
-*"''Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?''" - "[[Super Koopa (episode)|Super Koopa]]"
-*"''This is all your fault, Kooky.''" - "[[Up, Up, and a Koopa]]"
-*"''Plumber? Plumber!? You dummy mummy! Can't you see I got a cold?!''" - "[[Do the Koopa]]"
-*"''Do the Koopa!''" - "Do the Koopa"
-*(Playing the Doom Dancer Music Box) "''Oh, how I love this song! (laughs) I can make the whole Mushroom Kingdom dance to their doom!''" - "Do the Koopa"
 ===''[[Super Mario World (television series)|Super Mario World]]''===
-*"''I'm back! And so is 'Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World'!''"
+*''"This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree."'' - "[[Send in the Clown]]"
-*"''This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree.''" - "[[Send in the Clown]]"
+*''"You are about to enter this Warp Pipe and into a dimension beyond space and time."'' - "[[Send in the Clown]]"
-*"''You are about to enter this Warp Pipe and into a dimension beyond space and time.''" - "[[Send in the Clown]]"
+*''"Time out on the tongue department, Big Mouth!"'' - "Send in the Clown"
-*"''Time out on the tongue department, Big Mouth!''" - "Send in the Clown"
+*''"Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!"'' - "Send in the Clown"
-*"''Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!''" - "Send in the Clown"
+*''"I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!"'' - "Send in the Clown"
-*"''I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!''" - "Send in the Clown"
+*''"Remember, '[[Oogtar]]' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!"'' - "[[The Night Before Cave Christmas]]"
-*"''Remember, '[[Oogtar]]' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!''" - "[[The Night Before Cave Christmas]]"
+*''"STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OFF UNTIL CHRISTMAS... (BOOM) ...morning."'' - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
-*"''STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OFF UNTIL CHRISTMAS... (BOOM) ...morning.''" - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
+*''"All right! Come and get your burgers!"'' - "[[King Scoopa Koopa]]"
-*"''Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!''" - "[[King Scoopa Koopa]]"
+*''"Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!"'' - "King Scoopa Koopa"
-*"''Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, mmm!''" - "King Scoopa Koopa"
+*''"Patience, my little chickadees. Egg Scoopa Koopas for everyone, cash in hands, of course."'' - "King Scoopa Koopa"
-*"''Patience, my little chickadees. Egg Scoopa Koopas for everyone, cash in hands, of course. Look at those dumb clucks hand over their life savings for a few brief moments of mouth-watering bliss! Hmm... But what am I gonna do when all my paying customers have turned into useless Chickadactyls? Koopa, you capitalistic fiend! *laugh* You're a genius! I'll open up Flew the Koopa's Fried Chickendactyl Stand! Fortune #2 coming up! Like they say, you can't be too rich, or too evil! *laugh*''" - "King Scoopa Koopa"
+*''"Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, mmm!"'' - "King Scoopa Koopa"
-*"''Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!''" - "[[Rock TV]]"
+*''"Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!"'' - "[[Rock TV]]"
-*"''I haven't done anything really rotten in a long time, not since yesterday.''" - "Rock TV"
+*''"I haven't done anything really rotten in a long time, not since yesterday."'' - "Rock TV"
-*"''Clams, coins, old socks, we're given' em away!''" - "Rock TV"
+*''"Clams, coins, old socks, we're given' em away!"'' - "Rock TV"
-*"''Top this, turkey-mouth!''" - "Rock TV"
+*''"Top this, turkey-mouth!"'' - "Rock TV"
-*"''You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!''" - "[[A Little Learning]]"
+*''"You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!"'' - "[[A Little Learning]]"
-*"''HIP! HOP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL SEND YOU TO SCHOOL! Gladly.''" - "A Little Learning"
+*''"HIP! HOP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL SEND YOU TO SCHOOL! Gladly."'' - "A Little Learning"
-*"''I can always build another castle, but you can't build another princess.''" - "[[Mama Luigi]]"
+*''"I can always build another castle, but you can't build another princess."'' - "[[Mama Luigi]]"
 ==Miscellaneous==
 ===Film===
-*For quotes by the character [[President Koopa|Koopa]] in [[Super Mario Bros. (film)|the ''Super Mario Bros.'' film]], see [[list of Super Mario Bros. (film) quotes#President Koopa|here]].
+*For quotes by the character [[President Koopa|Koopa]] in [[Super Mario Bros. (film)|the ''Super Mario Bros.'' film]], see [[List_of_quotes_in_Mario_movies#President_Koopa|here]].
-*In ''Wreck-It Ralph'', Bowser is shown reciting the "bad Guy Affirmation" along with other assorted Videogame characters: "''I'm bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I would rather be than me.''"
+*In ''Wreck-It Ralph'', Bowser is show reciting the "bad Guy Affirmation" along with other assorted Videogame characters: "''I'm bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I would rather be than me.''"
-====''The Super Mario Bros. Movie''====
-*"''OPEN THE GATES! Or die...''"
-*"''Heh heh heh...I do not.''"
-*"''I've finally found it. And now NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!''"
-*"''Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.''"
-*"''Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world."''
-*"''GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT! We'll see how tough this Mario is, when he watches me KILL HIS BROTHER!''"
-*"''I guess...love really makes a guy come out of his SHELL! Heh heh...I told you that wouldn't work!''"
-*"''LAUNCH THE BOMBER BILL AND DESTROOYYY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!''"
-*"''YOU RUINED MY WEDDING! I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE HAPPY! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER, LIKE MEEEEE!!!''"
 ===Twitter===
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 ====Bowser Takeover====
 As part of advertising for ''[[Mario Party 10]]'', Nintendo of America's Twitter feed was briefly used for tweets authored by Bowser, plus a set of five facts posted to Nintendo's Mario Party 10 Virtual Launch Party on Facebook.
-*"''MUWAHAHAHA! It’s-a me, Bowser! I've taken over the @NintendoAmerica Twitter account! FOLLOW ME!''"
+*"''MUWAHAHAHA! It’s-a me, Bowser! I've taken over the @NintendoAmerica Twitter account! FOLLOW ME! ''"
 *"''My first act as the new MASTER OF TWITTER is to rename Mario Party 10 to #BowserParty. WITH THE HASHTAG!''"
 *"''Join my #BowserParty and change your profile pic to this… OR ELSE! Prove it by tweeting #MP10LaunchParty #SweepsEntry''"
 *"''FIVE FACTS! It's all about ME and you should read it RIGHT NOW! Share with #MP10LaunchParty #SweepsEntry''"
 **"''I AM THE BEST''"
-**"''My First starring game, ''Super Mario Bros.'', tells the tale of a WONDERFUL HERO named Bowser who hangs out with a princess and is then MERCILESSLY ATTACKED by a guy in a red hat.''"
+**"''My First starring game, ''Super Mario Bros.'', tells the tale of a WONDERFUL HERO named Bowser who hangs out with a princess and is then MERCILESSLY ATTACKED by a guy in a red hat.
-**"''LIKES: Spitting fire, driving karts, airships<br>DISLIKES: Dislikes:{{sic}} Mario, Mario, MARIO, poorly constructed brick bridges''"
+**"''LIKES: Spitting fire, driving karts, airships<br>DISLIKES: Dislikes:[sic] Mario, Mario, MARIO, poorly constructed brick bridges''"
 **"''I AM ALWAYS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!''"
 **"''DID I MENTION I AM THE BEST!''"
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 *"''ARGH! My time is up! THEY ARE PLAYING THAT ANNOYING GET-OFF-THE-STAGE MUSIC! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS! (Other than fireballs and pits of lava.)''"
 *"''Thanks for joining my #BOWSERPARTY and reading my INCREDIBLE tweets! And remember: Have me CRASH THE PARTY in #MP10 ON 3/20! MUAHAHAHA!''"
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