Editing List of Birdo quotes

This is a list of quotes by [[Birdo]].

==''[[Wario's Woods]]''==
===NES===
*"''Play!"'' (Round Game)
*"''Ok!"'' (NES/SNES, Round Game)
===SNES===
*"''Fight!"'' (Round Game)
*"''Which level would you like to play?"'' (Vs. Com)
*"''Which data file would you like to select?"'' (Vs. 2P)

==''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]''==
*"''I'm so...lonely. Will [[Mario|you]] play with me?''" (as [[Shelly]])
*''"Oh... If you had played with me, I was going to give you the key to this room.''"
*"''Thanks!''"
*"''Hello♡! I'm Birdo.''"
*"''Tee, hee! Ouch, you're hurting me! Now it's my turn! Get it while it's hot!''"
*"''Oh, I'm never gonna let ya go. You're just too...CUTE!''"
*"''Don't forget about me!''"

==''[[Super Mario Advance]]''==
===Pink Birdo===
*"''This is as far as you go!''"
*"''Well, hello there!''"
*"''No!''" (When hit)
*"''I'll remember this!''" (Defeat)
===Red Birdo===
*"''I'm gonna finish you off!''"
*"''You've come a long way!''"
*"''How could you?!''" (Defeat)
===Green Birdo===
*"''I'm ready for you this time!''"
*"''You got a lot of nerve!''"
*"''HEEEEEELP!!!''" (Defeat)

==''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]''==
*"''Oh, why must [[Mario|TH]][[Luigi|EY]] be here? Why can't we be alone, [[Popple|darling]], speaking the language of love?''"
*"''Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!''"
*"''Yes, the power of love!''"
*"''I will protect you!''"
*"''You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!''"
*"''Are... Are you saying that was all my fault?!?''"
*"''Ooh!!! Shocking! Shocking, I say!''"
*"''Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own.''" 
*"''Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!''"
*<big>"''I CAN'T believe I lost to YOU!!!''"</big>

==''[[Mario Super Sluggers]]''==
*''"Yoo hoo! Hey! Look! I'm up here! Help me, please! [[Bowser Jr.]] is over there!"''
*''"Safe at last! Thank you all soo much!"''
*''"It was just shocking! I was just doing a little sunbathing. All of a sudden that pesky Bowser Jr. popped out of nowhere!"''
*''"I freaked out a little and scampered over here. Then they erased the bridge."''
*''"You're all my heroes! You must let me join you!"''

==''[[Mario & Sonic (series)|Mario & Sonic]]'' series==
===''[[Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games]]''===
*"''Hello gorgeous! Long time no see! It's me!''"
===''[[Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (Wii)|Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games]]''===
*"''I lost?! I don't how you stayed focused with me swimming next to you. I'll turn your head next time!''" 

==[[Fortune Street]]==
===Area Specific Quotes===
*"So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" ([[Yoshi's Island]])
*"Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" ([[Ghost Ship|The Ghost Ship]])
*"Time to hit the old gridiron!  Wait – that's baseball, right?" ([[Mario Stadium (board)|Mario Stadium]])
*"What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!" ([[Castle Trodain]])
*"Oooh, a galactic rendezvous? How romantic!" ([[Starship Mario]])
*"Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn't good for my delicate skin!" (Mount Magmageddon)
*"I have to WALK? I thought we'd get to ride in karts! I'm glad I left my high heels at home!" ([[Mario Circuit (board)|Mario Circuit]])
*"There's a flying train around here? How romantic! Imagine soaring through the night sky with that special someone..." (The Observatory)
*"Oh my! If it isn't Princess Peach's castle! I assume that I'll be treated as royalty here?" ([[Peach's Castle]])
*"There's nothing like a big strong man to- Hey! That's just a statue! But I gave it my number..." (The Colossus)
*"Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!" (Super Mario Bros.)
*"Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!" (Alefgard)
*"What a gorgeous beach! Time to break out my bikini and soak up the sun!" ([[Delfino Plaza]])
*"Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!" ([[Slimenia]])
*"I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!" (Alltrades Abbey)
*"Hmph! This castle looks all dark and dingy and fireball-y. No fun at all!" ([[Bowser's Castle]])
*"Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost scared to roll the die!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
*"I can't tell which way's which! Won't someone help a lady find her way?" ([[Good Egg Galaxy]])

===General Quotes===
*To Male Player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (Player's name)!"
*"Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
*"Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
*"Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
*"Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
*"What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
*"Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
*"Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
*"I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
*"I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
*"Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
*"I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
*"That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
*"Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
*"Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
*When die can only roll 1: "My head is spinning! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
*"My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
*"Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
*"Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try  - I double-dog dare you!"
*"Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
*"Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
*"Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
*"Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
*"Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
*"Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
*"I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
*"You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
*"This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
*"Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
*"You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
*"Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
*"I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
*"Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
*"Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
*"Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
*"That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
*"Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
*"Why are you looking at me like that? I wanted this shop, and so I just had to have it!"
*"Oh, my word! They're mine, all mine! Every shop in this adorable, fabulous little district is mine!" 
*"Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
*"Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
*"Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
*"No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
*"You're investing a lot in that shop, (Player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
*"Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
*Agreeing to sell a shop: "If you insist! Now listen to Mama, my little shoppy-poo... Be good for your new owner!"
*"Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
*"Isn't this a fine turn of events! I land right on a property I want, but I don't have enough money to buy it!"
*"My head is spinninig! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
*"Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
*To Player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (Player's name)! Are you even trying?"
*"There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
*"Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
*"Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
*"How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
*After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
*After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (Player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
*After buying someone out: "Oh, don't go causing a big fuss just because I took over this shop of yours. It was just so pretty, I had to have it!"
*After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (Player's name)?"
*After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
*After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (Player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
*After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
*After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
*After the player warps: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
*After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
*After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
*After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (Player's name)! Won't you share?"
*After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
*After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
*After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
*After getting a good Venture Card: "A surprise gift for Birdo? Why, thank you!"
*After getting a bad Venture Card: "My poor little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are you all right?"
*After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
*After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
*After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (Player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
*After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (Player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
*After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
*After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! Don't go floating past any of my shops! The last thing I need is a day off!"
*To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
*To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
*To Player: "You're just my type, (Player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
*To Player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (Player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
*To Player: "Oh, (Player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
*To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
*To Player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (Player's name)!"
*To Player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (Player's name)?"
*To Player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (Player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
*To Player: "Don't get discouraged (Player's name)... Just concentrate your thoughts on my beautiful face!"
*To Female Player: "Tee hee! It's a battle of brains versus beauty, (Player's name) - and I needn't tell you who's the beauty!"
*To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
*"A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (Player's name)?"
*"I'm not just a pretty face! I've got a brain of business!"
*"How could you betray me like that, (Player's name)? I was counting on you!"
*"You're quite the globe-trotter, (Player's name)!"
*To Player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (Player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
**Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
*To Female Player: "Fair warning, (Player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
**Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (Player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
*To Player: "You shine so bright, (Player's name)! Might I hitch my wagon to your star?"
**Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (Player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
**Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (Player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
*To Male Player: "Eek! Your level of skill astounds me, (Player's name)! I'm positively entranced!"
**Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (Player's name). This is perfect."
*To Female Player: "Eek! Your level of skill astounds me, (Player's name). You're an inspiration to us all!"
**Angelo's response: "Well personally, I find the way you manage your assets absolutely enchanting, (Player's name)."
*Near bankrupt: "Break it to gently... I'm done for, aren't I?"
*Near bankrupt: "NOOO!! But I don't WANT to go bankrupt!"
*Near bankrupt: "I'm ruined! RUINED!"
*After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (Player's name)! You were sorely missed. No one else here has your charm and charisma!"
*After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (Player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
*Going bankrupt: "I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"
*Going bankrupt: "But... I just wanted to keep playing with you all! You'll miss me, won't you?"

==[[Paper Mario (series)|''Paper Mario'' series]]==
===''[[Paper Mario: Sticker Star]]''===
*"''Heart of a woman, heart of a man...''"
*"''Both can know of love's grace...''"
*"''Just try not to get egg on your face.''"

===''[[Paper Mario: Color Splash]]''===
*"''Two hearts in doki doki panic''"
*"''My heart Flutter Jumps''"
*"''Kiss me, my darling''"
*"''Oops! There's egg on your face...''"

===''[[Paper Mario: The Origami King]]''===
*"''I knew you'd mop the floor with those [[Koopa Troopa|delinquents]], but my GOSH.''" 
*"''Now I've got Mario madness... and you've got the only cure.♡''"

==[[Mario Golf (series)|''Mario Golf'' series]]==
===''[[Mario Golf: World Tour]]''===
====Castle Club quotes====
*''"Scratch golfers have a handicap of 0 or better. Finishing a round on par or in fewer strokes is a snap for them!"''
*''"They're good enough to be pros, so they don't even bother playing handicap tournaments. Pretty cool!"''

===''[[Mario Golf: Super Rush]]''===
*"''Oh! It looked like Mario just won. Isn't that the end of the tourney?''"
*"''Aw, sorry, [[Chargin' Chuck|Chuck]]. But remember, the welcome ceremony tomorrow is more important than watching TV.''"
*"''Thank you! How wonderful to have at least one [[Boo|sensible rookie]] in the house.''"
*"''That's a good idea, [[Toadette|dear]]. I know you're hoping to be one of the standouts in this rookie class.''"
*"''Oh, it's you! We've been waiting for you. Come join us, please!''"
*"''Everyone, please allow me to introduce the final rookie in your group, [player name]!''"
*"''Yes, the Golf Association called to let us know that one more rookie would be arriving late. Now they're here!''"
*"''Come one, everyone! You'll all be learning together, so you might as well introduce yourselves properly.''"
*"''...That's it?''"
*"''*sigh* It's quite a crew we have here.''"
*"''What am I thinking? You must be exhausted! Why don't you head to your room and get some rest as well?''"
*"''Oh! But I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Birdo, the camp-house mama. You can even CALL me "mama" if you want!''"
*"''Now, your room is the one in the back. We've got the big welcome ceremony tomorrow, so go rest up, OK?''"
*"''Ah, you're awake. Good day, [player name]!''"
*"''I hope you're feeling rested. Did you get a good night's sleep overall?''"
*"''Oh, good! I didn't wake you because you seemed like you really needed the rest.''" (When selecting yes)
*"''But now you're running late for the welcome ceremony! Head outside and straight down the road. Hurry!''"
*"''Oh, just one more thing...''"
*"''Everyone in town knows that we have a new class of rookies starting out.''"
*"''So you'll have a lot of eyes on you—and some pretty high expectations.''"
*"''Just put your best foot forward, and take it in stride. Good luck!''"
*"''Congratulations on making it through the first day of the tourney, [player name]!''"
*"''I'm so happy for all of you. Now, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't remind you to rest up for tomorrow!''"
*"''Golf is a way of life here at Bonny Greens Golf Village. The main course is our pride and joy, and even our practice facilities are world-class. You couldn't pick a better place to learn the game. Good luck out there!''"

==''[[Super Mario Party]]''==
*"''The party has started! I'm so excited!''"
*"''I want to see you take the top prize so go out there and party like you mean it!''"

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