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<b>Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo</b> is the mysterious, contagious & fatal disease that [[Diddy Kong]] catches after being bitten by its carrier, [[Polly Roger]] the treacherous Tropical Toucan. | |||
It is only seen once in the 29th episode of the [[Donkey Kong Country (show)]] animated TV series. | |||
Its only known cure is the nectar of the rare Tin-Banana-Tu banana, which is a purple species of banana with an extremely foul taste, according to [[King K. Rool]]. | |||
The deadly symptoms of the Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo disease are explained through song by [[Cranky Kong]], [[Candy Kong]], and [[Dixie Kong]]: | |||
The deadly symptoms of the Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo disease are explained through | |||
<b>Cranky:</b><i> First, you get the chills from your head to your toes. | |||
Then, your nose starts to run til it overflows, | |||
Next, you're sneezing so hard, you'll throw out your back... and then WHAM, | |||
< | Laryngitis stops you dead in your tracks!!.</i> | ||
<b>Candy:</b><i> When you're shaking so hard, and chilled to the bone. | |||
You're colder than a yeti or banana ice cone,</i> | |||
</ | <b>Dixie:</b><i> You shiver and you quiver, you grow weak and feel old, | ||
[[ | Freezing cold & wheezing, you look greener than mold,</i> | ||
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<b>Cranky:</b><i> The only cure... is nectar of tin-banana-tu.</i> | |||
<b>Candy:</b><i> It's like having the flu, times one hundred and two,</i> | |||
<b>Dixie:</b><i> You'll wind up in bed, but you'll wish you were dead.</i> | |||
<b>Cranky:</b><i> A disease that goes right to your HEAD!!</i> | |||
<b>Candy:</b><i> Your voice goes all raspy until you can't talk, | |||
You can't talk and it feels like you swallowed a sock.</i> | |||
<b>Dixie:</b><i> Soon you'll hear the sound of your brain cells go POP. | |||
Until there's nothing left, Oh no, please make it STOP.</i> | |||
<b>Cranky:</b><i> The only cure... is nectar from Tin-Banana-Tu.</i> | |||
After Diddy Kong tricks Cranky Kong by using two coconuts, Polly Roger infects Diddy by pecking his rump. | |||
Afterwards, Diddy spreads the diease to [[Krusha]] & Krusha spreads it to [[King K. Rool]], simply because he cannot stop sneezing as a result of the disease, even though General [[Klump]] orders him to be silent. | |||
The location of the Tin-Banana-Tu plantation lies on the other side of the White Mountains. |