Editing I Love Mario Kart Tour

{{italic title|I Love ''Mario Kart Tour''}}
[[File:YT GuavaJuice 2020-07-11 thumb.jpg|thumb|250px|Current thumbnail of the song's music video]]
"'''I Love ''Mario Kart Tour'''''" is a song performed by {{wp|YouTuber}} Roi Wassabi for his channel Guava Juice. It and its corresponding music video were licensed by [[Nintendo]]<ref>{{file link|YT GuavaJuice 2020-07-11 screenshot 0s.png|Screenshot of the music video}}. "''THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED AND APPROVED BY NINTENDO''".</ref> and linked from the official American ''[[Mario Kart (series)|Mario Kart]]'' {{wp|Facebook}} account<ref>MarioKartEN (July 11, 2020). [https://www.facebook.com/MarioKartEN/posts/pfbid04XqRKjWSCNNJ7Hi9NNj8zEgCX1CDHybCNPMvQDUU9EWRpbYZpwTDKjZRGKtG1vNAl Who will win the race in Mario Kart Tour - Tita Mary Grace OR Roi? Check out this catchy video from Guava Juice to find out!] ''Facebook''. Retrieved June 27, 2023. ({{file link|Facebook MarioKartEN 2020-07-11 screenshot.png|Screenshot}}.) ([https://archive.ph/YmlLA Archived] June 27, 2023, 18:42:59 UTC via archive.today.)</ref> to promote ''[[Mario Kart Tour]]''. The song offers a rundown of the game's features, such as its modes, drivers, and items.

==Video==
In the song's music video, Wassabi plays both himself (here referred to with his first name, "Roi") and his aunt, Tita Mary Grace. The aunt challenges Roi to a race in ''Mario Kart Tour'' after he declines her request to clean the bathroom. Her terms are as follows: if Roi wins the race, he does not have to do chores for the day, but if he loses, he has to delete his YouTube channel. The song begins before Roi could consent to the challenge. At the end of the song, Tita Mary Grace wins the race and demands Roi to give her the password to his YouTube channel. Despite Roi's desperate pleas, the video abruptly cuts to an error message stating "This Youtube{{sic}} Channel Has Been DELETED" / "15,000,000+ Subscribers Gone".

During the song itself, the video uses artwork and footage from the game to show what the characters are singing about.

==Lyrics==
The following is a transcription of the song's lyrics as they are displayed in the music video. Lyrics written in green are performed by Roi, those written in red are performed by Tita Mary Grace, and those in black are performed by both simultaneously.
<blockquote>
<span style=color:#30964B>
CALLING ALL PLAYERS!<br>
START YOUR ENGINES!<br>
HERE WE GO!<br>
3<br>
2

<span style=color:#30964B>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO

<span style=color:#30964B>
MARIO KART TOUR IS FREE TO PLAY<br>
AND AVAILABLE IN {{wp|Android (operating system)|ANDROID}} AND {{wp|iOS|iOS}}<br>
RACE AROUND THE WORLD WITH UP TO 7 FRIENDS OR FOES<br>
LOCAL OR ONLINE OR PLAY SINGLE-PLAYER MODE

<span style=color:#30964B>
MEET ME IN THE CUSTOM ROOM I’LL SHARE THAT CODE<br>
YOU CAN TRY TO BEAT ME ON THAT [[Rainbow Road|RAINBOW ROAD]]<br>
I’LL HIT YOU WITH THE [[Bob-omb|BOB-OMB]] AND YOU’LL EXPLODE<br>
OR SLIP ON A [[Banana Peel|BANANA]] AND THEN YOU’RE SLOWED

<span style=color:#963030>
NO! I DON’T WANT THAT!<br>
LEMME SHOW YOU WHERE ALL THE FUN’S AT<br>
I’LL BE PLAYING MULTIPLAYER<br>
GETTING ALL THE TYPES OF DRIVERS<br>
EVEN GOT A BUNCH OF [[Glider|GLIDERS]]<br>
[[Warp Pipe|WARP PIPE]]! READY? FIRE!<br>
UPDATE EVERY 2 WEEKS<br>
GOT MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IT’S [[Princess Peach|PEACH]]!</span>{{sic}}<br>
<span style=color:#963030>NEW DRIVERS NEW [[Kart|CARTS]]</span>{{sic}}<br>
<span style=color:#963030>NEW GLIDERS AND REWARDS!

MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO

<span style=color:#30964B>
I’M THE KING AT THIS GAME<br>
CALL ME [[Bowser|KING KOOPA]]<br>
YOU SEE ME PASS YOU?<br>
NAH YOU GOT [[Blooper|BLOOPERED]]<br>
WHY YOU UNDER THIS [[Thwomp|THWOMP]]<br>
OH YOU GOT CRUSHED!<br>
SO MANY [[Coin|COINS]] IN MY BANK<br>
I’M MY OWN [[Coin Rush (Mario Kart Tour)|GOLD RUSH]]

<span style=color:#963030>
BOO! I’M ABOUT TO END YOUR CAREER<br>
I’M LIKE [[King Boo|KING BOO]] I SHOULD BE THE ONE YOU FEAR<br>
CAN YOU HEAR THE BOO-HOO IN THE STEREO<br>
I GOT YOU CRYING MORE THAN [[Baby Mario|BABY MARIO]]<br>
HITTING THE [[Dash Mushroom|MUSHROOM]] BOOSTERS TO FLY BY<br>
GOT YOU LOOKING SCARED WHY YOU LOOKIN’ LIKE A [[Shy Guy|SHY GUY]]<br>
BLINK YOU MIGHT MISS THE [[Lightning|LIGHTNING]] FLASH IN YOUR EYES<br>
NOT EVEN A [[Bullet Bill|BULLET BILL]] CAN CATCH ME SO BYE BYE!

<span style=color:#30964B>
I CAN’T GET TOO FRIENDLY<br>
THE ITEMS ARE PLENTY<br>
WHY IS THERE SO MANY<br>
JUST GOT ME A [[Frenzy (Mario Kart Tour)|FRENZY]]<br>
NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME<br>
I’M [[Invincible Mario|INVINCIBLE]]<br>
UNLIMITED ITEMS

I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART<br>
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO
</blockquote>

==Gallery==
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YT GuavaJuice 2020-07-11 thumb old.jpg|Previous thumbnail
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==Trivia==
*The current YouTube thumbnail for the music video features the old overlay for the "Dead Body Reported" and "Emergency Meeting" notification screens from the game ''[[wikipedia:Among Us|Among Us]]'', although blurred in the background. Additionally, the "music video" text uses the font "[https://www.dafont.com/vcr-osd-mono.font VCR OSD Mono]", which is used as one of the fonts in said game.

==External links==
*Guava Juice (July 11, 2020). [https://youtu.be/YU1JNkzg0FA I Love Mario Kart Tour (Official Music Video) | Guava Juice]. ''YouTube''. Retrieved June 27, 2023.

==References==
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[[Category:Music]]
[[Category:Mario Kart Tour]]