Editing Club Mario (King Mario of Cramalot)

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{{CM segment infobox
|image=[[File:CM Episode 2.png|200px]]
|airdate={{flag list|USA|July 3, 1990}}
|cartoon="[[King Mario of Cramalot]]"
|original="[[Day of the Orphan]]"
|zelda="{{iw|zeldawiki|The Ringer}}"
|before=[[Club Mario (The Bird! The Bird!)|<<]]
|after=[[Club Mario (Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid)|>>]]
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This segment is the ''[[Club Mario]]'' segment that aired alongside ''[[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]]'' episode "[[King Mario of Cramalot]]," replacing the original live-action segment "[[Day of the Orphan]]."

==Plot synopsis==
At [[Club Mario (location)|Club Mario]], [[Tommy Treehugger|Tommy]] is adjusting the signal of his and [[Co-MC]]'s channel until the static disappears, where they exclaim about their success and give each other a high-five. They then promptly introduce themselves to the viewer before Tommy gives a synopsis of ''The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!'' episode "King Mario of Cramalot." Co-MC also adds that today is "official babe day," and brags that he has the "official babe of the year," though Tommy disagrees, saying that his "babe" is "way baber" than his. They the proceed to "satellite surf" to a channel interviewing {{wp|Mike McGill}} and showing clips of him skating at a skate park.

After switching to a few more channels, the camera zooms out to show Tommy and Co-MC being satisfied of their "satellite surfing" session, with the former mentioning that it broke the remote control's joystick. After Co-MC mentions that he will be paying for the remote control, he and Tommy begin "babe day," with Co-MC bringing a preteenage girl named [[Charon]], and Tommy bringing a baby named [[London (character)|London]]. They then argue about who won "babe day," with Co-MC claiming that he won because he brought a young woman, and Tommy claiming that he won because he brought an actual baby.

Later, Tommy and Co-MC talk about "King Mario of Cramalot," with Tommy mentioning that the best part is when [[Mario]] takes the [[Golden Plumber's Helper (Plummers Academy)|Golden Plumber's Helper]] out of the [[Sacred Sink of Cramalot]] and takes care of [[Bowser|King Koopa]]. Co-MC mentions that they will do some more "satellite surfing," but Tommy refusing, saying that he is too surprised that Co-MC brought a woman while he brought a baby, and mentions that they will watch ''{{iw|zeldawiki|The Legend of Zelda (TV Series)|The Legend of Zelda}}'' instead. They then watch a replay of the scene where they reveal their "babes" to the viewer, before "satellite surfing" to a channel showcasing virtual reality by {{wp|VPL Research}}.

After their second "satellite surfing" session, Co-MC asks Charon if she has ever been a program like theirs in her life, before mentioning that he has the same studio he and Tommy are in in his apartment. At the same time, London walks away from Tommy, with him mentioning that he "lost [his] babe," though Co-MC reassures him, saying that he lost one as well. However, Tommy is still disappointed, but Co-MC cheers him up when he suggests "satellite surfing," and they "satellite surf" to a channel showing {{wp|NASA}} performing a test with an airplane sliding along a tarmac. They then "satellite surf" to a channel showing a clip of "The Matchmakers" from the American sitcom series ''{{wp|Baby Makes Five}}''.

After their last "satellite surfing" session, Co-MC points out that London is running away from Tommy again. They then discuss how "babe day" was for them, with them mentioning that it was great, with the exception of London running away from him. They then bid farewell to the viewer and hope they will see them tomorrow, "where the airways are [their] way."

==Characters==
*[[Tommy Treehugger]]
*[[Co-MC]]
*[[Charon]]
*[[London (character)|London]]

==Notes==
*[[Tommy Treehugger|Tommy]] refers to [[Bowser|King Koopa]] as "King Cramalot," despite him not referred to as such at any point in "[[King Mario of Cramalot]]."

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