Editing Ask Cranky

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|image=[[File:AskCranky.png|350px]]
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|publisher=[[Nintendo]]
|release=2005
|modes=Single player
|ratings=N/A
|platforms={{wp|HTML}}
|format=HTML
}}
'''''Ask Cranky''''' (or '''''Ask Cranky Kong''''') was an activity on the ''[[DK: King of Swing]]'' website. It functions as a type of {{wp|message board}}, since the user can input a question to [[Cranky Kong]], intended to be one that can be output with a "yes" or a "no" response, to be given a randomly generated response:

*''Sorry, i{{sic}} broke my crystal ball last week. it's{{sic}} at the shop. i{{sic}} could look into my bowling ball if you want.''<ref name=a group=note>The activity does not capitalize "I" in sentences.</ref>
*''i{{sic}} see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''Ask later. i'm{{sic}} resting my eyes.''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''What makes you think i{{sic}} want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me!''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''MC squared. Dumb kids these days.''
*''No, unless you have about 20 [[banana]]s for a yes answer. i'm{{sic}} hungry.''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.''
*''No. that{{sic}} would improve your life too much.''<ref name=b group=note>This is the only answer where "T" is not capitalized at the start of a sentence.</ref>
*''i{{sic}} don't know. Look at me. Do i{{sic}} look to you like someone who would know?''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''if i{{sic}} knew the answer, do you think i'd{{sic}} be here talking to you?''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''in{{sic}} my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.''<ref name=a group=note/>

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